Mr. Johnny Boychuk scored his first goal of the season last night, just in time to celebrate his 27th birthday today.
What a stud. Kid’s gonna go on like a 10 goal tear now that he’s broken the seal.
Celebrate Johnny Rocket’s 27th Anniversary of Evacuating the Womb with some little known Johnny Boychuk Facts.
We should probably come up with some more facts, eh? If you got some, send ’em to email@example.com.
Happy Birthday, killer.