Jaromir Jagr turns heel, signs with Flyers


Wow. What a great fucking plot twist to #JagrWatch. After being a huge cocktease both the Pens and the Red Wings withdraw their offesr to Czech forward.

So what does he do?

He turns heel, giving Pittsburgh some sweet chin music right through the babershop glass and signs with the Flyers.

He’s taking his talent to the Filth, folks.

Amazing. Even LeBron James is impressed.

On the other hand, we’re still not sure what the hell the Flyers are doing this summer. We can only imagine that they have a “one locker room cancer” quota to fill since they shipped Carter and Richards off. Consider that quota filled.

The Days of Y’Orr staff sends its condolences to the fine folks over ThePensBlog for this betrayal of all betrayls by Jagr. We also would like to thank Jagr for making an otherwise boring Free Agent Day worth while. 

Can’t wait for the first Pens-Flyers game. Shit’s going to be insane. 

Justin

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