We’re curious as to what this “True Evil” character is. We want it to be Bettman, but it’ll probably be the KHL. Or, if we’re lucky, something lame (comedy value will be stupendous).
Love how The Bruin is wearing gym clothes from like the ’70s. Classy shit right there. But hey, could be worse — a lot worse.
Also love his super power is precognition and super smell.
New theory is that the 6 is for long lost and much maligned Bruins defenseman, Dennis Wideman. Wow. How shitty and cruel would that be?