A few days ago Brad Marchand wrote this in his ESPN Boston journal/diary/blog:
Then late last night we see these tweets from Kampfer and Seguin:
ive finally done it. marchy has a twitter. hes yet to make a tweet but its progress. follow my boy fellow tweeters @Bmarch63
— Tyler Seguin (@tylerseguin92) January 12, 2012
— Steven Kampfer (@SteveKampfer47) January 12, 2012
So by saying “I’m never getting twitter” he meant “Imma getting it Thursday.” The kid got thousands of follwers instantly and he hadn’t made a single tweet. It was the Charlie Sheen effect all over again. “What’s his first tweet going to be!?” “I hope he chirps Bieska or that vagina coach.” Nope, sorry, fellas. He wants you to buy his crappy Bru Tan Clang shirt.
Just wanna let everyone know the official bru tang clan shirt u can get at ilovebostonsports.com
— Brad Marchand(@Bmarch63) January 12, 2012
Lame. But the kid’s got to make up that suspension money somehow.
Jack Edwards twitter debut was 100x better, though. (Cue Kanye West)
As for Marchand. We hope he doesn’t turn into that Slap Chop salesman on his twitter account. *Yawn*