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Bruins offense needs Viagra. BRUINS LOSE.



The Bruins offense is about as potent as a 90 year old man’s wrinkled old junk. The losses of Peverley Hills and Smiles Horton are killing the offense and their chemistry. The B’s are too frustrated and it shows. They are over thinking plays, delaying shots and just showing an overall lack of confidence. Despite their record in 2012 they are still one of the league’s elite. They just need to call a detective and help them find their game again.

Buffalo fans are throwing a parade after back to back wins over the Bruins. They were trying to chirp us but we can’t hear them all the way up here in the standings. 

The B’s still are not consistent but there are noticeable differences in their game and their effort. They’re turning the corner soon. We can feel it.

Rumors flying before Monday’s trade deadline. Hopefully we haven’t seen anyone but Corvo for the last time at TD Garden.

After the jump….. B’s perhaps forcing Chiarelli’s hand prior to the deadline and Buffalo still blows…..

Positives

- Boychuk was an absolute BEAST. Tons of key plays, breaking up 2 on 1’s, diving in front of pucks. Probably his best game of the season. Maybe it is a coincidence but since he got his new deal he’s been on fire for the most part. Maybe having that kind of security, especially around the trade deadline, has him feeling better about his game. Whatever it is, Boychuk is starting to look like that shutdown partner we saw with Chara in the 2010 playoffs. BOYCHUK RULES!


- Rask was superb. He really deserved a better fate. He knew he had to redeem himself after his last performance in Buffalo and he ran with it. People are pointing to Buffalo’s first shootout goal and saying Rask should’ve had that. Whatever. If the Bruins offense was so impotent it would not have even come to that.

- The smile on Lucic’s face and the look of absolute terror on Kaleta’s cowardly face.


- Hey Buffalo….. since you’re so afraid of him, perhaps you should just bow down to the King.


- Buffalo is still upset that Marchand pointed out how much their city sucks. Poor sensitive lil babies!


- Chara hasn’t been playing his best lately and he got abused a couple of times in the first period by Buffalo’s forwards but like a true Captain he came through when it matter.

B’s had a defensive breakdown and Rask was out of position after a save. There was a juicy, wide open net just waiting for the easy goal to be popped in by Buffalo. Chara flew into action!


Then after the Merlot Line drew a penalty by being their beastly selves, Chara gave the Bruins a much needed goal on the man advantage.



- Krejci has been a lot more competitive and has looked so so so so much better since Julien switched him to the wing. Hopefully he keeps it up.


- Chris Kelly, quite simply, is the man. Tons of shots, tons of scoring chances and balls to the wall every shift. Viva La Kelly! Can’t wait to pick up his debut album.


Negatives
- Silly, stupid Buffalo fans. It is nice that they continue to prove our point about how stupid they are but seriously, how delusional are you people?

The funniest part? The entire DOY staff spent all day Friday TRASHING Buffalo. The team, the city, the people, etc. No Buffalo fans said a thing. But after the game, when the Sabres squeaked by a depleted Bruins team in a shootout, all of a sudden they had a lot to say. If the Bruins won these guys would still be crying into their Miller jerseys. What a bunch of fools. They are just like Kaleta. Run away until things are going their way.

EXAMPLE 1


Really? Still quoting Good Will Hunting? Original. Also, no one in Boston calls Boston Beantown. This guy is also forgetting that the B’s record against the Sabres this season is still 2-1-1 and that the Sabres won’t even make the playoffs. Regular season means nothing. But hey, maybe you can go golfing with Ryan Miller and Lindy Ruff in mid-April. And get some jokes.

EXAMPLE 2

One of the most delusional Sabres fans we’ve ever seen Tweeted one of the dumbest statements of all time to Jon after the game:


Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Kaleta is a piece of shit. Also the Bruins do have a guy who is all heart and kills the other team every shift. His name is Shawn Thornton and unlike Kaleta, Thornton doesn’t disgrace the game of hockey with cheap shots and diving and turtling and being an all around coward.


Hey Ference, show us your Kaleta impression!



Oh really? Kaleta doesn’t dish out cheap shots? He is a cheap shot artist, a master of the ancient art of turtling and an overall disgrace to the game of hockey. Here is just a few of the HUNDREDS of examples:
















The defense rests.

- Seguin is “snake bitten” as the NHL 12 announcers would tell you. He’s stuck in a long goal scoring slump and just can’t seem to get anything to go in. We get the impression that once he breaks his streak he’ll be on fire but he just can’t seem to bust through the wall. Boston’s Heart Break Kid needs a little confidence boost.


- Miller and Kaleta’s new video is absolutely disgusting.


LingeringQuestions
- Have we seen any of our dear B’s at home for the last time in a Bruins uniform?

- How many lead paint sandwiches do the citizens of Buffalo eat per day to get that stupid?

- What stupid, illogical rumor will KPD post on Twitter today?

- Will the Days of Y’Orr staff ever stop torturing Buffalo?

- The answer to the last question there is NO. Sabres fans make it way too easy and way too fun.

About Jon

Jon loves Batman, The Joker, the Bruins and hates you. Especially you. He has a man crush on David Backes and hopes to someday be Mrs. Jon Boychuk.

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