44. The Bruins Went Down To Jersey


(To the tune of “The Devil Went Down To Georgia”, in case you missed the reference completely)

The Bruins went down to Jersey,
They were lookin’ for a win to steal,
They were in a bind; three points behind, 
And miss that dominant feel.
They came across a boy between the pipes,
And playing them hot,
So Brado jumped onto the ice and said:
“Boy let me tell you what.
I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a hockey player too
And if you care to take a dare,  
I’ll make a bet with you,
See you play pretty good goalie boy,
But you give the champs their due, 
We got a hockey stick of gold but your old,
Cause we’re better than you!”

“My name’s Marty and it might be a sin,
But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret,
Cause I’m the best there’s ever been!”

Marty lace up your skates,
And play some goalie hard,
Cause hells broke loose in Jersey,
And the Bruins deal the cards,
And if you win you’ll get this hockey stick of gold, 
But if you lose,
You’ll prove you’re too damn old.  

Lucic put on his gloves and said:
“I’ll start this show”
Laced up his Easton skates,
Stepped on that ice of cold,
He grabbed his stick,
And shot those pucks,
He knew he couldn’t miss,
A band of Bruins joined in and it looked a little something like this:

After the jump, the rest of the Bruins went down to Jersey...



The Bruins finished and Marty said:
“Well you’re pretty good young guns,
Sit down on that bench right there,
Let me show you how it’s done!”

He said:
“Parise, Elias, run boys run
Bruins in the house of the Jersey sun
Watch your knees, Marchand’s going low
Time to prove I’m not that old.”

Marty bowed his head cause he knew that he’d been beat,
And laid his goalie gear down on the ground,
At Boston’s feet,
Seguin said:
“Devil just get your gear, 
If you ever wanna lose again,
I told you once your sonofabitch,
We’re the best there’s ever been!” 


Projected Lines

Milan Lucic – David Krejci – Nathan Horton
Brad Marchand – Patrice Bergeron – Tyler Seguin
Rich Peverley – Chris Kelly – Beniot Pouliot
Dan Paille – Greg Campbell – Shawn Thornton

Zdeno Chara – Johnny Boychuk
Dennis Seidenberg – Joe Corvo
Adam McQuaid – Andrew Ference

Tuukka Rask
Tim Thomas


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