If you get text alerts from the Boston Bruins you probably got this beautiful sexting message from Tyler Seguin.
Kids these days. Bunch of sluts. First he wanted a Valentine’s Day date at Dunkin Donuts with some fans and now he wants to bang at someone’s house. Kid’s gotta learn to keep it in his pants, otherwise Chara or Marchand might get jealous.
Thanks to Jeff Israel for the screencap.