Apparently doing your best David Wooderson from Dazed and Confused lands you on a hockey team. Jay Pandolfo has been practice with the Bruins since the NHL Lockout and has not been officially signed to a one year contract worth $600K. From the Bruins:
Boston Bruins General Manager Peter Chiarelli announced today, February 12, that the team has signed forward Jay Pandolfo to a one-year, two-way contract through the 2012-13 season and then placed him on waivers. The contract is worth $600,000 at the NHL level and $350,000 at the AHL level.
TRANSACTION: Boston Bruins sign forward Jay Pandolfo to a one-year, two-way contract through the 2012-13 season, place Pandolfo on waivers
So take that for what it's worth. Pandolfo will probably be used as an injury replacement.