DOY’s “Newbie’s Guide To Watching Bruins Hockey”

The Rangers put up some stupid post about "Women's Guide To Watch Hockey". Fuck that noise. Woman don't need a guide to watching hockey, but people new to the sport do. So welcome to DOY's "Newbie's Guide To Watching Bruins Hockey". 

1. Boo this man: 

Ott

And these guys: 

canadiens

2. Love this guy: 

thornton

3. Destorychuk

destroychuk

4. Not tough:

miller

Tough: 

lucic

5. Merlot:

merlot line

Not the right merlot: 

merlot

6. Is Pie: 

paille

Eats Pie: 

the rock

Rules: 

Captain: 

captain

Also captain: 

picard

Also Also Captain:

ference

Angel: 

angel

Devil: 

hartnell

Saint: 

bergy

Youngins:

youngbloods

Also middle kid is unconfirmed to be Brian Scalabrine's kid. 

Finnish: 

Rask

Fin. 

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