Poop. Vomit. Celine Dion. BRUINS LOSE.


So remember when the Bruins beat the incredibly, incredibly awful Panthers and everyone was all like "WOOOO THE BRUINS ARE BACK ON TRACK" and then we pointed out that the Panthers are a giant steaming pile of horse shit, and people called us asshole pink hats on Twitter?

So umm… also remember last night when the Bruins got their asses handed to them by a Flyers team whose "best" defensemen was Luke Schenn? Yeah. Yeah.


– WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?

About Trashboy Jon

Jon loves Batman, The Joker, the Bruins and hates you. Especially you. He has a man crush on David Backes and hopes to someday be Mrs. Jon Boychuk.