Welcome to the Shit Sixteen!
I can’t believe how far we’ve come and the amount of support this has gotten. You guys really disliked these players in Boston and that makes me excited. In pants. So we’re down to the shit sixteen, the players who you believe are the worst sixteen players to don the spoked B in the past 10 years. From here on out, every division will be voted on in one post.
Here’s how the rest of the schedule will shake out:
Shit Sixteen: 3/26-3/27.
Awful Eight: 3/27-3/28.
Fucked Four: 3/28-3/29
I want to give the Championship 2 days because it is the finals.
Alright, onto the Shit Sixteen:
“We Need A Puck Moving Defenseman!” Division
1. Alex Zhamnov vs 13. Mark Mowers
6. Jordan Caron vs 10. Brad Isbister
Dave Lewis’ Mustache Division
5. Peter Schaefer vs 9. Yan Stastny
2. Manny Fernandez vs 3. Steve Montador
Crash Clark Dancing Guy Division
5. Colton Orr vs 16. Steve Kampfer
11. Sandy McCarthy vs 15. Greg Zanon
Creepy Midget Dale Arnold Division
1. Tomas Kaberle vs 12. Andrew Bodnarchuk
2. Zach Hamill vs 11. Philippe Sauve