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2014 Tough Ruck

This post was written by my friend Ryan McDermott, who is running the 2014 Tough Ruck.  As some of you might know Doug Mitchell and I have been training to participate in this year’s Tough Ruck (toughruck.org), in conjunction with the Boston Athletic Association, who put on the Boston Marathon. For those that don’t know, you’re probably asking “What […]

BRUINS: The Law of the Jungle

Chills.

All this needs is Vincent Price narrating it.

We’re going to overlook things like wolves being in a jungle instead of forest, and why they’re talking about wolves for the team is about bears.

But we’re ready for some fucking playoff hockey, dammit.

 

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Detroit: America’s Turtlehead.

You can make a case that America has many armpits. – Lynn, MA – Consol Energy Center – Ryan Miller – The entire state of Florida If these are the armpits of America then Detroit is the taint. You know what, no – that’s an understatement. Detroit is the turtle head that’s poking out of […]

Hockey Night In Canada 2014 Playoff Opening

The playoffs officially kicked off with three games last night. Hockey Night in Canada brought it as usual, providing an opening video that will send chills down your spine.

Enjoy.

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Zetterberg skating, questionable for series vs Boston

Zetterberg reiterated what has been said since he underwent surgery Feb. 21: He isn’t likely to play again unless there is a second round for the Wings. “We were shooting for round two, and that’s still the plan,” he said. – Source

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DOY Playoff Bracket Challenge

Last year we ran a playoff bracket challenge and people enjoyed it so we’re doing it again. As usual, sign up through NHL.com. Here’s the link: DOY Playoff Bracket Challenge  

Does This Make Justin Johnson a Boston Folk hero?

Spoiler: Not really, but that’s what was said about Evander Kane after he knocked the crap out of Matt Cooke right after the Savard incident, so we’ll roll with that narrative for funsies.

This is David vs. Goliath.

And David just whooped Goliath’s ass, sooooo yea. Let’s see that shit again. And again. And again.

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Anyways, what a blast by Justin Johnson on John “How the Fuck am I in the NHL?” Scott. Hopefully this is the last we ever have to see of that pylon punching bag.

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82. Boston Bruins at New Jersey Devils. The End of the Beginning

It’s finally here. Thank sweet chocolate christ on a cracker, the end of the regular season is here! All that stands between the Bruins and a first round matchup with Detroit is a sixty minute game that means absolutely fuck-all in Newark. That’s right, Marchand, go refill your Valtrex prescription, the season ends in Dirty […]

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TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE! BRUINS WIN!

HA! I’m officially in now. I distracted Purrgeron with a laser pointer and a bag of catnip and next thing you know, I had a login and posting privileges. You can follow me on Twitter. Much like my articles, 90% of it is delusional rambling, but it’s good for an occasional laugh. Just like the […]

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81. Buffal – Wait, Who The Hell Still Plays For Buffalo?

Seriously, after Miller and Ott were traded who the hell still plays for Buffalo? John Scott – although one can argue that what he does out there isn’t really considered hockey. I mean, yeah – they’re playing for the basement and the Bruins are playing for April 15th (which I believe is the start of […]

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