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As of this morning, Precious Angel Child David Pastrnak has been suspended for two games by the Department of Player Safety.   Boston’s David Pastrnak suspended two games for an illegal check to the head on NY Rangers’ Dan Girardi. — NHL Player Safety (@NHLPlayerSafety)


Bruins Fans The Sky Is Not Falling…Yet

The past three games have been abysmal. I think we can all agree that the Boston Bruins we’ve watched for the past six days has played some of the worst hockey that a team can play. They’ve been beat in almost every aspect of hockey that one can think of, but I’m here to tell […]

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7. Bruins at Rangers. Everything Feels Bad…

Have we all washed the taste of that ugly defeat last night out of our mouths yet? No? Okay. I mean, today is a new day and tonight is a new game and the Bruins are in New York to take on the Rangers and…. Oh, who am I kidding? This team right now is […]


David Backes Has Surgery. Another Day, Another Post About Injuries.

It is currently a day that ends in ‘y’ which means we’re back with more injury posts! If this trend continues, the Bruins should call up AMC and see if Bruins players could be extras in The Walking Dead. Also, give Milan Lucic the Glen treatment. This time we’re talking David Backes. The Bruins have announced: […]


The Optional Skate Podcast EP9: Let’s Talk Tuukka Rask, The Season Begins

Ladies and gentlemen, good morning! It is Wednesday which means it is PODCAST DAY for those who do not support us on Patreon. (hold for applause) Remember, supporting Days of Y’Orr at the $10 tier will get you all of our podcasts days earlier than everyone else, which means you’ll get The Optional Skate and The Trash Cast on Fridays […]


Turn Down The Suck Please. BRUINS LOSE.

Godfuckingdammit Bruins. You assholes just had to go and lose to the one team I hate more than I hate pumpkin pie and country music (which is a lot)(FIGHT ME). Let’s take a look at the score shall we: HA. GROSS. I mean, what is that even? What were you doing? What were you […]


Khudobin Out. McIntyre Up. Goalie Situation Akin To Alderaan.

Support Days of Y’Orr on Patreon! The Bruins announced that Anton Khudobin will be out for about three to four weeks with an “upper body injury”. This has prompted the team to call up Zane McIntyre on an emergency basis which now leaves the Bruins with a goalie duo of Malcolm Subban and McIntyre. The […]


Gameday Preview 6: Where the Wild Players Are.

After losing to a Montreal team that is so far in the Bruins’ collective heads that they might as well be grey matter, the Bs are taking on the Minnesota Wild tonight. If you ask NBC on a Wednesday night, this could be considered a rivalry game.  Seriously, that happened once.  Thankfully, that’s not the case. If […]


Welcome to the Brad Marchand Show Featuring Patrice Bergeron. BRUINS WIN!

Welcome to the Brad Marchand Show Featuring Patrice Bergeron! Bruins win 2-1 at home against New Jersey. Initially the Bruins and Devils were entrenched in one of the most boring, incredibly tedious game of hockey I’ve ever had to watch. Thankfully while I was watching the Bruins game, I was also editing ‘The Optional Skate‘ which […]


4: Devils @ Bruins: Unlimited Pasta and Bradsticks

Before I start gushing like Greg’s loins when he looks at his fantasy roster and sees Auston Matthews and Patrick Laine, there’s some shit that needs to get addressed. This Bruins team has some serious fucking issues. You know how many of their goals have come from sources not on their top line or D pairing? Fucking […]



Hello darlings, it’s been a long night of hockey hasn’t it? Are we all awake still and ready for a bedtime recap? Wonderful. If you’re not awake anymore, that’s okay too. Now if you’re one of the ones still awake, grab a warm glass of milk, tuck yourselves in with your teddies and get snuggled […]


3: Bruins @ Jets. Save Us Y2Bergeron.

Play shit team. Win. Play shit team. Lose. Play shit team. ??? If you’re going to start a season without your best player, you couldn’t ask for a better set of opponents than Columbus, Toronto, and Winnipeg. As expected, the Bruins offense has been hotter than Ken Bone’s reddit comment history. Unfortunately, the defense has looked, […]


Auston 3:16 Says ‘We Just Kicked Your Ass!’

Get the tape of this game, place it in a brown paper bag and dump sack the TD Garden. In my preview, I wrote that no matter what we could fall back on knowing that it was the Bruins playing the Leafs and that the Leafs were going to do Leafy things. Unfortunately it was […]


2. Boston Bruins at Toronto Maple Leafs. Auston 19:67.

Support Days of Y’Orr on Patreon! Ya know, we’ve been blasted before about wrestling/hockey photoshops so this one if for you bud. The Auston Matthews hype has never been more real folks. It is so real that NBC picked up this game so it would broadcast a CANADIAN TEAM HOME GAME to American homes. That […]