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“It’s The Most Frustrating Time of the Year” – A DOY Musical Number

Set to the tune of “It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year”, obviously.  From the producers of “My Mumps”, the smash hit “Do You Want To Eat A Salad” featuring Milan Lucic and David Krejci and the number one single “Kiss the Girl (Harrison Mooney Remix)” comes a new holiday single. It’s The Most […]

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32. Boston Bruins at Minnesota Wild. We’re Going Back To Back, Jack!

Ah, the dreaded back to back. If you’re looking for a beacon of light it is that the Bruins don’t end a back to back against the Canadiens. That’s something right? RIGHT?! In reality the Bruins are playing the Western Conference versions of themselves. The Wild have been struggling with injuries and now it looks […]

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There’s a tear, in my Nyquil…Bruins LOSE!

Last week, after thirty eight years and some change, I got to attend my very first Bruins game in Boston.  No, that doesn’t make me any less of a fan.  In fact, seeing them in the Garden for the first time brought to five the number of NHL cities in which I’ve seen the Bruins […]

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31. Boston Bruins at Nashville Predators. Now with 100% more twang!

No David Krejci tonight. Lucic-Kelly-Cunningham is a thing. Pekka Rinne. What a way to start a three game road trip. The Bruins are headed down to Nashville to play a goalie who is smoking hot. Rinne currently leads the NHL in GAA, SV% and wins. He’s single-handedly kept a Nashville team that is mediocre in […]

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Stop. The Bruins Aren’t Going To Get Taylor Hall.

Can we talk about Taylor Hall for a minute? I want to talk about Taylor Hall for a minute. Yesterday Darren Dreger came out on TSN radio and had this to say about Taylor Hall and the Oilers (from Puck Daddy): “It’s not one player. It’s the collection of players that make up the sagging […]

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David Carradine. Bruins Lose.

Choke, choke, city bitch, city bitch Choke, choke, choke city bitch, city bitch, choke Choke, choke, choke city bitch, city bitch Mustard on the beat The first good chance of the game came with Zdeno Chara in the box. Bergeron was able to clear the puck into open space, where Ottawa goalie Robin Lehner made the […]

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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week – December 12th, 2014

I don’t know whether it’s watching the Bruins or doing this feature every week that’s killing me, but I feel significantly more dead inside with each passing week this season. I’ll probably be six feet under by Christmas, so enjoy this shit while it lasts. … And I guess we’re due for some burning hot […]

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David Pastrnak is expected to join the Czech Republic WJC Team

According to the MetroDailyNews, Bruins young gun David Pastrnak is expected to play for the Czech Republic World Juniors Championship later this month. Bruins prospect David Pastrnak will meet up with his Czech Republic countrymen for the World Junior Championships when the team comes to North America, a source told the Daily News. Only thing […]

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Boston To Potentially Host 2016 Winter Classic

It looks like the Boston Bruins will be hosting the 2016 Winter Classic. Puck Daddy reports: According to TSN’s Bob McKenzie, the NHL is in talks with the Boston Bruins for the 2016 Winter Classic. It was said on TSN’s Insider Trading.  Per McKenzie: “I would think that by mid-January to mid-February, that it could be […]

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At Least It Took More Than 17 Seconds. BRUINS LOSE.

This quote pretty much sums up the entire game. Once again, the Bruins forget to play for 40 minutes, then fired on all cylinders for the third only to come up just short. Not sure if it’s a coaching problem, a leadership problem, etc., but this strategy really needs to stop. That’s why this team […]

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29. Chicago Blackhawks at Boston Bruins. Holy Shit A Bruins Game!

Four days off had me like But now the Bruins are back and what a game to come back to. The Blackhawks are on fire right now, winners of their last seven and getting a healthy Patrick Sharp in the fold. Boston is also getting at least one of their fallen brethren back as Zdeno […]

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Zdeno Chara Sports Training Montage

Zdeno Chara is scheduled to come back tomorrow and we have the inside scoop on how it happened. All Z needed was a montage. A sports training montage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x90AfU3ObsQ

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Zdeno Chara could return Thursday

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! We just might see Zdeno Chara return to the line-up this Thursday against the Blackhawks after being out for a hundred million years. Awww yeaaa….    

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David Pastrnak Sent To Providence

It seems David Pastrnak has been sent down to Providence yesterday. There’s two hypothetical reasons why this happened: 1. Providence has two games in between Boston’s four days off. The team travels to St. John’s, Newfoundland to take on the Icecaps.  It is possible that the Bruins want Pastrnak to get more playing time in […]

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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week – December 5, 2014

As you might have noticed, turkey and booze made me too lazy to post last week’s Bruins Comments on Friday. So, if you missed it…I apologize. The good news, however, is that this week’s contains a sample of the vile shit that was spewed out of the mouths of some idiots last week. As for this week, […]

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