Ready for some hockey? The Boston Bruins just released their 2014 Training Camp and Rookie Camp roster and schedule. We’re one step closer to the season, which is great since Hockey Twitter during the summer is a shitshow and a half. BOSTON BRUINS ROOKIE CAMP ROSTER FORWARDS: Andrew Aamon*, Spencer Asuchak*, Anthony Camara, Mitchell Dempsey, […]
Okay, my shitty, Buzzfeed-esque click bait title is a little misleading. THAT’S RIGHT. ALL THE HITS. No seriously, it is a little misleading. Torey Krug isn’t going to the KHL, but there’s a rumor out there that a KHL team has sent a significant offer to Krug. From Joe Haggerty: A source with knowledge of […]
[UPDATE] Pastrnak scores his second – this one on a sick snipe, celly mad hand buckets bro. –Original– The Czech are playing Canada in their final U20 summer game. After a good rookie camp where most of the Boston media was putting David Pastrnak between Bobby Orr and Cam Neeley, Pastrnak continued to delight. This […]
SBNation posted this bad boy this morning: Canada fucking hates the Bruins eh? From the post: Nine U.S. states hate the Bruins more than any other team, while every single Canadian province is united in their hatred of the B’s. That’s damn impressive. Meanwhile, North America collectively hates the Bruins more than anybody else, joining […]
Welcome, welcome, welcome one and all. We are hitting that time of the year where cleats are being put on, touchdowns aren’t being celebrated by players and smacking the shit out of your wife will give you a slap on the wrist. That’s right bitches, DOY Fantasy Football 1 and 2 are back! All invites […]
Are you still reading this? Good, you made it past the title without shutting down your browser, ripping your computer off your desk, throwing it in a dumpster, and then setting said dumpster ablaze. I’m here to tell you why it’s a good thing that Loui Eriksson is going to see a whole lot more […]
The Boston Bruins were busy this morning and afternoon with signing some of their minor FA guys. I wonder if Chia got a group discount for signing them all at the same time? Still waiting for the Bs to re-sign Reilly Smith and Torey Krug.
In high school, I had a copy of Clerks on VHS. I loved that fucking movie. I watched it pretty much every night before I fell asleep. Subconsciously, I think it might be why I love Patrice Bergeron so much. The point is, as technology kept advancing, I was still clutching onto this outdated format, […]
Okay, I am wearing my flame retardant clothes today because this is going to be a subject that is so sore you’d think it was hanging off of Tyler Seguin’s upper lip. Renaud Lavoie from RDS tweeted this out today: Bruins signed Jordan Caron. 1 year at $600 000. One way contract.
Big up to AlfredosSauce on the Bruins subreddit for showing me this: OHL Prospect Review 10. Belleville Bulls – David Pastrnak – Forward The Bulls opted to take Pastrnak, a Czech forward (playing in Sweden) who the Bruins took 25th overall at the 2014 NHL draft. The stocky winger had success at the U-18′s and […]
Let’s talk about Matt Bartkowski, shall we? During the 2012-2013 year, Matt Bartkowski played pretty well given the small sample size. Given the 11 games he played, Bartkowski posted a couple of assists, got about 14 minutes of ice time a game with most of it at even strength. It was a good jumping off […]
Milan Lucic is no stranger to fighting. Or making idle threats in a handshake line. Or screaming things drunkenly outside of a Starbucks. Or being talked to the police because of some drunken bros in Vancouver. Here’s to you Milan!
Ah summer time. Nothing is happening in Boston right now w/ the black and gold unless you count Matt Bartkowski agreeing to a new contract and announcing a new practice facility as something. Okay, let me rephrase that. Nothing exciting is happening. So we decided to try our hand at a mailbag of sorts where we […]