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Spooner Sent To Providence

Welp, here goes nothing: Florek, Spooner, Koko, Smith (subject to waivers) sent to Providence, per

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Good Marchand, Bad Marchand. Bruins Lose.

Bruins hockey? On an actual television? Jack Edwards? Dale Arnold?   The game got off to a quick start with lots of opportunities for Carl Söderberg. The NHL game is really starting to click for him, and the possibility of seeing him abuse inferior third lines all season long is a serious pants-tightening situation.   Bobby Robins […]

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Bruins Sign Torey Krug and Reilly Smith. There was much rejoicing!

You woke up this morning and read the news about Torey Krug and Reilly Smith. They’ve signed you guys! If you didn’t already perform your regular morning masturbatory session before the news, you certainly did after. But seriously, this is great news. Both signed bridge deals at 1 year, $1.4M a piece. I am surprised […]

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P3. Boston Bruins at Washington Capitals. MA, HOCKEY IS ON THE TV!

Read the title again. Go on, I’ll wait. Hockey is on fucking TV tonight you guys. If you get the NHL Network you will get the Bruins live on your potentially large and gorgeous flat screen, high definition TV. Fucking ‘Murica! If you don’t get the NHL Network well…then… No, no! No worries friend we […]

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P2. Washington Capitals at Boston Bruins. Home (Preseason) Opener!

Do you hear that Squidward? The Bruins are back home, Squidward. Oh yes, the Bruins playing their first preseason game at home tonight against the Washington Capitals. Unfortunately the Capitals won’t be wearing their Winter Classic jerseys. If you haven’t seen those jerseys yet, here ya go. There’s a nice mix of red and blue […]

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Streaming The Bruins 101

If you’re new to streaming the Bruins this season, we got your back. Last night the Bruins played in Montreal and it wasn’t broadcast on US television. If you wanted to watch the game you had to do it on your computer and listen to the game in French. Based on a few Facebook messages […]

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Le Preseason Boo. Bruins Lose.

Bruins Lines: Fraser-Krejci-Eriksson Werek-Soderberg-Ferlin Paille-Spooner-Gagne Caron-Kelly-Randell   Seidenberg-Boychuk Warsofsky-Miller Morrow-Casto   Svedberg Subban   Game got off to a fast start when Ryan Spooner forced a turnover in the neutral zone, used his speed to create space, and made a beautiful move to rip one past Dustin Tokarski.   Spooner then drew a holding call on Rene […]

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P1: Boston Bruins at Montreal Canadiens. Who Is Killing Whom?

In case you somehow forgot about the amazing Milan Lucic drama that concluded the 2013-2014 campaign with him sounding like a fucking child, here you go: So this is it! This is the “fucking kill you” game, right? Right? Wrong. Milan Lucic isn’t going to play tonight because of a wrist injury so Dale Weise gets […]

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Bruins’ Front Office Diagnosed With Verbal Diarrhea

The Torey Krug/Reilly Smith holdout that isn’t really a holdout keeps getting uglier. As expected, they missed the start of training camp, which is well within their rights as unsigned players. Instead of sitting down and negotiating fair deals like adults, the Bruins have decided to go on the propaganda attack and just spit out […]

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Reilly Smith, Torey Krug Expected To Hold Out

I am going to file this news in the “no shit” folder. Word coming out of Boston is that both Smith and Krug are going to hold out because the Bruins can’t haven’t signed them to new contracts. If you took a look at the Bruins salary cap, you’d notice that they are currently over […]

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All Aboard The David Pastrnak Hype Train. Toot Toot!

Spoiler alert: I think the Bruins have some really, really good writers covering the team. Yes, there are a few bobos out there who think everything is awesome all the time, but there’s a good number of those covering the team who do a fantastic job. That said, most people who are given media credentials […]

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Peter Chiarelli and Salary Cap Mismanagement

“I can’t sign everybody” This is the hill Peter Chiarelli is destined to die on as the Bruins start to gear up for training camp. It is true – you can’t sign everybody anymore. The NHL put a salary cap in place so Jeremy Jacobs would fucking sign someone teams couldn’t spend millions upon billions upon […]

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