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DOY’s Official “Get Pastrnak To The 2017 All-Star Game” Campaign

Guys, LA needs more carbs in it’s diet and we’re ready to give them a heaping serving of Pasta. As of this post, David PAstrnak is currently tied with Sidney Crosby for the league lead in goals at 18. The league lead! It is a travesty that this Boston Bruin’s name isn’t even on the […]

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An Entire Avalanche of Garbage And Smelly Cats. BRUINS LOSE.

‘Member how the Avalanche is a bad team? ‘Member Soderberg is struggling? ‘Member their losing streak??? ‘Member??? I hope you can ‘member all of this because apparently the Avalanche forgot it all last night and somehow managed to beat the Bruins 4-2. It was gross you guys. I have no real words to describe how […]

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28. Colorado Avalanche at Boston Bruins. Is Carl Still In Charge?

No, no he’s not. In 2015, before he was dropping verified takes on everyone, Pete Blackburn wrote that the Boston Bruins should be sellers at the trade deadline. So, who do they sell? Well, Carl Soderberg is a good place to start. The 29-year old Swede has produced and become a fan-favorite centering the Bruins’ […]

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Hoo-hoo, Take The Point And Run! BRUINS LOSE!

Hopefully you got the Steve Miller Band reference. Hell, hopefully some of you are old enough to know who the Steve Miller Band is.  After the first period and a half, the Bruins were helping in my decision to go to bed and call it an early night. In my mind, the recap was already […]

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27: Boston Bruins at Washington Capitals. Impotent PPs

“I’m going to paint my dick like the Washington Monument then come back and say “i’ll show you a capital idea” -@JonFDOY Well with an introduction like that, the rest of this preview can only be disappointing, so lets get it over with. There have been a number of surprising twists and turns to the […]

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Shut Up And Enjoy Your Pasta – BRUINS WIN!

This game could have ended up being just a nightmare if it wasn’t for one small child with a big dream. He arrived from overseas with a hope and a dream and a twinkle in his eye. Fresh faced and pure, he graced the ice and became the embodiment of everything good, right and worthy. […]

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26: Panthers @ Bruins. All Right Meow.

We’re all tired of talking about the Bruins’ offense. There are only so many metaphors I can force. So, fuck it, let’s talk about the Florida Panthers. Last years’ Atlantic Division champs are one of this season’s biggest disappointments. Nobody picked them to repeat that fate, not with a healthy Carey Price back on the ice, but […]

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25. Boston Bruins at Buffalo Sabres. Beware the Eichel Tower.

If you’re here looking for the usual Anti-Buffalo rant, wait until the recap. Jon’s on that. I want to talk about the Sabres for a minute. The Sabres were the team you looked at over the past couple years and you said to yourself: “Oh my, that team looks like they could be a playoff […]

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Dobby Is A Free Elf! Dobby Win Games For Master Bruins! BRUINS WIN!

That game really went through quite the range of emotions. For about 59 minutes it was boring, dull, lifeless, tiresome and humdrum. HUMDRUM! But the last minute was really fun, I must say. Torey Krug scored with about 30 seconds left in regulation (big ups to Teuvo Teravainen for kicking that in, love ya big guy) and Anton […]

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24: Hurricane @ Bruins. Shooting Blanks.

Jesus tittyfucking christ, the Bruins cannot score. Right now, you could fill their pockets with gold, set them loose on the floor of a gold diggers convention, and watch them come out the other side as disease-free as a newborn bubble boy.  What’s batshit crazy is that the Bruins are numero uno in the league for […]

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Jon-Michael Liles Out Indefinitely

Liles suffered a concussion against the Tampa Bay Lightning on Sunday and is out indefinitely. If you’re playing along at home, the Bruins are now without Zdeno Chara and Jon-Michael Liles but it seems Chara could be back soon.  

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Get to the Point. BRUINS LOSE.

This team is more confusing than a Days of Y’Orr staff get together. Sure, you’re seeing someone but Greg’s butt is so touchable. Where was I? Oh yeah. Bruins are confusing. They lose 2-1 against a terrible, terrible Calgary team. Though admittedly My Name is Chad Johnson was doing his best Human Torch impression. I […]

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23. Bruins at Flyers- New Pokemon Game, Still No Charazard.

Anyone else not sure what to make of this team? Loses to both Calgary and Ottawa, then a solid thrashing of a Stamkos-less but skilled Tampa team.   Tonight they’re going against one of their fellow teams from the magical PrayingForAWildCardSpotLand. Bruins and Flyers are almost polar opposites from each other.  If Marchand and Pastrnak aren’t on […]

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22. Tampa Bay Lightning at Boston Bruins. Hello?

A win to the Boston Bruins: “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” I feel like the Bruins haven’t won at all in November. That’s obviously a bullshit statement, but the last few games have been such a downer that all the good stuff that has happened has kind of evaporated. Zdeno Chara is hurt […]

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