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HERE COMES PETER COTTONTAIL, REVELLING IN THE DETROIT FAIL…BRUINS WIN!

A belated Happy Easter, DOY readers!  Hopefully the Easter Bunny was good to each and every one of you, loading you up with pounds of chocolate, Peeps, and jelly beans…while keeping you safe from the dangers of type 2 diabetes in the process. For some of us, a Bruins playoff game was the best way […]

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Now you can own Tyler Seguin’s game-used cup…

Ever wanted to sniff Tyler Seguin’s jock strap? Yes? No? Maybe? What about physically own one of the mangood armor he wore when he was playing for the Boston Bruins? Well now you can! cobracon39 on eBay is selling Seguin’s cup. It can be yours for $250.oo + s/h. And the description: Up for sale is […]

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ECQF Game 2. Red Wings at Bruins. And on the third day, they scored (again?)

Before I get into the game preview, I want to address the Lucic crotch hit. For some reason, Milan Lucic feels it is completely necessary to smash another man’s hangers when he’s not paying attention. It is the largest form of cowardice you can display. You’re taught at a young age that you fight fair […]

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Datsyuk Makes Us Hate Wizards. BRUINS LOSE.

Oooooh my name is Pavel Datsyuk. I have magic hands and score fancy goals meeeeeeeh. Yeah Bruins. That’s what happens when you give Datsyuk space. Girls get off by just looking at his magic hands. If Datsyuk worked at a massage parlor and gave Happy Endings we’d go at least 80 times a week. Great […]

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Coach Q Goes Dancing (GIFs)

Last night Crotch Coach Q had some colorful words for the refs and animated gestures to go along with it. What everyone didn’t realize is that Coach Q is practicing for his summer dancing league he’s expecting to be joining in a week or two. Man. Dude can dance. Don’t be hating. Lady in the […]

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Eastern Conference Quarterfinals. Game 1. Red Wings at Bruins.

IT’S HERE! IT IS HERE! After the NHL teased us, probably called us names and gave us horrible votes on Tinder – the Boston Bruins are finally starting the playoffs. Seriously, that Chara face will always make me laugh. I feel like it’s been forever since the Bruins last played. The playoffs started on Wednesday […]

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2014 Tough Ruck

This post was written by my friend Ryan McDermott, who is running the 2014 Tough Ruck.  As some of you might know Doug Mitchell and I have been training to participate in this year’s Tough Ruck (toughruck.org), in conjunction with the Boston Athletic Association, who put on the Boston Marathon. For those that don’t know, you’re probably asking “What […]

BRUINS: The Law of the Jungle

Chills.

All this needs is Vincent Price narrating it.

We’re going to overlook things like wolves being in a jungle instead of forest, and why they’re talking about wolves for the team is about bears.

But we’re ready for some fucking playoff hockey, dammit.

 

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Detroit: America’s Turtlehead.

You can make a case that America has many armpits. – Lynn, MA – Consol Energy Center – Ryan Miller – The entire state of Florida If these are the armpits of America then Detroit is the taint. You know what, no – that’s an understatement. Detroit is the turtle head that’s poking out of […]

Hockey Night In Canada 2014 Playoff Opening

The playoffs officially kicked off with three games last night. Hockey Night in Canada brought it as usual, providing an opening video that will send chills down your spine.

Enjoy.

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Zetterberg skating, questionable for series vs Boston

Zetterberg reiterated what has been said since he underwent surgery Feb. 21: He isn’t likely to play again unless there is a second round for the Wings. “We were shooting for round two, and that’s still the plan,” he said. – Source

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