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VIDEO: Two game suspension for Brad Marchand for slew footing

The verdict is in and Brad Marchand has been suspended two games for his slew footing in last night’s game. Fucking stupid, stupid, stupid Brad. The Bruins are finally on a winning streak and Marchand pulls this crap. Still not sure how Edwards and Brick thought this wasn’t a slew foot. This is a classic […]

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Simon Gagne Will Not Return This Season

Unfortunate news. Simon Gagne won’t be returning to the Boston Bruins this season, due to personal reasons. He took a leave of absence in early December due to his father battling an incurable form of liver cancer. Via the Boston Bruins:  “At this time Simon feels that he has to be home with his family […]

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Patrice Bergeron Named to 2015 NHL All Star Team

Last night the NHL released the roster for the 2015 NHL All-Star Game and Patrice Bergeron will be the Boston Bruins lone representative this year. From the Bruins press release: In 42 regular season games during the 2014-15 season, Bergeron notched 10 goals (second on the team) and 21 assists (first on the team) for […]

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#DaysofYOrregon: The Boys Head West

For those who haven’t heard, you can now play Oregon Trail and 2,000 other MS DOS games in your web browser, compliments of the Internet Archive. So the Team DOY decided to pack their shit, tie on their pretty little bonnets and head west to see who’s strong enough to survive and who’s gonna call to […]

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Bruins recall Matt Lindblad

With Bergy & Lucic DTD and Fraser claimed off waivers, Bruins are turning to Matt Lindblad for help. Here. We. Go.

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No Mo Fro-Yo: Oilers Claim Matt Fraser Off Waivers

The hits keep on coming for Boston. No Bergeron or Lucic tonight as they’re DTD, and now Matt Fraser is packing his bags to head to Edmonton. Fraser was part of the Seguin deal, so right now we’re looking at Seguin for Smith, Morrow & Eriksson. That deal just gets worse and worse over time. […]

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David Pastrnak is expected to join the Czech Republic WJC Team

According to the MetroDailyNews, Bruins young gun David Pastrnak is expected to play for the Czech Republic World Juniors Championship later this month. Bruins prospect David Pastrnak will meet up with his Czech Republic countrymen for the World Junior Championships when the team comes to North America, a source told the Daily News. Only thing […]

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Zdeno Chara could return Thursday

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! We just might see Zdeno Chara return to the line-up this Thursday against the Blackhawks after being out for a hundred million years. Awww yeaaa….    

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Bruins interested in a defenseman

The injury bug is going around so fast among the Bruins defensemen that even Jenny McCarthy is demanding for a vaccine. Here’s the current IR list: – David Warsofsky: Groin strain, out 2-4 weeks – Kevan Miller: Dislocated right shoulder, out indefinitely – Torey Krug: Broken finger, out 2-3 weeks – Zdeno Chara: Knee injury, out […]

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Zach Trotman and/or Joe Morrow are your Chara replacements

Zdeno Chara being out the next 4-6 weeks is a Jimmy Murphy wetdream. Sadly, this is an awful thing for the Bruins. But reinforcements are on their way… or something… Yikes. As Marshall said in last night’s recap: “The drop-off after Chara and Hamilton is so steep three kids died trying to go sledding down it last winter.” […]

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Where’s the hard liquor? Chara Out 4-6 Weeks…

Fuuuuuuuck. Thiiiiiiiis. Seidenberg – Hamilton McQuaid – Krug Bartkowski – ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So how long does Chiarelli wait until he overpays for a defenseman that’s 20x worse than Johnny Boychuk? Because we’re almost at that point.

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Griffith & Spooner heading to Providence

Kinda smelled this one when Gagne was signed, but Seth Griffith and Ryan Spooner are making their way back down to Providence. Better than them rotting on the 9th floor, we guess. We miss you, Spooner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2U19OCnoVs

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Lucic blows a stiff $5k for jerking off gesture

No shocker here but looks like Milan Lucic is getting fined $5,000 for his jerking off gesture to Montreal fans at the end of last night’s game, according to ProHockeyTalk source. According to a source, Boston Bruins forward Milan Lucic has been fined $5,000 the maximum allowed under the CBA per Sportsnet’s John Shannon. Lucic and […]

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Boston Bruins sign Simon Gagne to one-year deal

When you’re averaging one goal per game, you do things like this… From the Bruins press release: In his 13 seasons playing in the NHL, Gagne has scored a total of 288 goals with 309 assists for 597 points and a career plus-129 rating in 799 games. The 34-year-old most recently played with the Philadelphia […]

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