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ReillyJaromeWeed

Rocky Mountain Hi Jarome! Bruins LOSE.

Well, that was certainly a fun trip.  After besting former teammate Tyler Seguin last night in Dallas, the second half of the back-to-back brought the Bruins into Denver to face yet another former teammate in Jarome Iginla in what was the final game before the All-Star break.  Despite the recent loss against Columbus, the win […]

MarchandThePest

You Can’t Win ‘Em All – Even Against Columbus. Bruins LOSE!

It was less than a month ago on December 27th that the Bruins played Columbus in a game that allowed Boston to more or less hit rock bottom.  It wasn’t the 6-2 blowout loss in and of itself that was so bad.  Losses – even lopsided ones – happen to even the best teams in […]

DOY Board Philly

Flying High Nowwwwww…! Bruins Win!

Good on you, Bruins.  Ever since Charlie Jacobs gave you a very public reaming earlier this week, you look like a completely different team.  While it was somewhat surprising that Scrooge McFuck himself wasn’t the one that expressed his disappointment, you can rest assured that the son was simply conveying the same ideas held by […]

Tuukka Rask Clerks

How about NO redemption?! Bruins LOSE.

Oof.   Do you remember when you looked forward to games like this?  When you saw an NHL bottom feeder like the Ottawa Senators coming to the Garden, and it essentially meant a guaranteed two points for the black & gold?  While it feels like it’s been forever since that’s been the case, we’re talking […]

Eichel

Unlike Jack Edwards, I’m Speechless. Bruins LOSE!

Welcome back, everyone.  I’m sincerely hoping that you and yours had a joyous and memorable holiday for all of the right reasons.   The Bruins entered the Christmas break on a very modest two game winning streak.  I emphasize just how modest due to the fact that those wins came in OT against Buffalo and […]

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No defensemen? No problem! Bruins LOSE!

The Winnipeg Jets are not that good.   While their record suggested otherwise coming into Friday night’s affair at the MTS Centre (the second ‘e’ is silently Canadian), the Bruins are a better hockey club in every facet of the game.  And yes, every facet includes overall skill.  I’ll gladly take a roster with Bergeron, […]

Vancouver Canucks v Nashville Predators

There’s a tear, in my Nyquil…Bruins LOSE!

Last week, after thirty eight years and some change, I got to attend my very first Bruins game in Boston.  No, that doesn’t make me any less of a fan.  In fact, seeing them in the Garden for the first time brought to five the number of NHL cities in which I’ve seen the Bruins […]

Bucyk Thornton

Seven is greater than four…Bruins LOSE!

Fifteen goals in the last ten games.   If I do the math properly – which is never a given with my questionable skills in the subject – that equates to 1.5 goals per game.  No team is going to come out on the winning side of the scoreboard very often with offensive output like […]

Pastrnaken

Unleash the Krack-…the Pastrna…the Pastrnacken? Fuck it. Bruins LOSE.

What an eventful two days for the Bruins!  After Saturday’s putrid showing against Montreal, we’ve seen the following transpire (listed in no particular order): Brad Marchand removed from IR, Zdeno Chara moved to LTIR (even though reports are saying he could return in as early as ten days from now), the overachieving Seth Griffith sent […]

Boston Carolina

Oh, Boston! Now I love you again!! Bruins WIN!

Ahhhhh…Just what the Bruins needed.  A nice and easy Saturday matinee against a team that was (until recently) rivaling Buffalo as the biggest pile of diarrhea on ice.  No matter what their recent performance might suggest, Boston is still a far better team than the Hurricanes ON PAPER.  As such, Carolina was a welcome opponent […]

Bruins Devils Scoreboard

Nothing to see here…Bruins WIN!

It’s frustrating at this point in the season to still have no clue what kind of team the Bruins are.  After a slow start to the season, they brought a modest four game winning streak into Tuesday night’s home tilt against the Devils.  The team has played admirably with the litany of injuries it has […]

Dalai Lama Bruins

For the Love of Buddha…Bruins Win!

In what can only be described as a bizarre month for Boston, the B’s limped into Saturday’s matchup against the Senators with a not-so-sparkling 6-6 record.  Zdeno Chara…out.  Torey Krug…out.  David Krejci – he of his own early season injury issues – was a last minute scratch and ‘replaced’ by Chris Kelly on the top […]

Bruins Sabres Scoreboard

Sveddy or Not…Here we come! Bruins WIN!!

As Marshall stated in this morning’s preview, tonight’s matchup against Buffalo couldn’t have come at a more opportune time.  This was as much a gimme game as any on an overcrowded October slate, and luckily the Bruins didn’t disappoint.  Kind of.  I got the call to write this recap because the rest of the guys […]

Ovie Smile

If a recap fell in the forest…Bruins LOSE (badly)!

I was actually in the airport the other day when Pez asked whether I was able to write this recap.  I, like the Bruins, was on my way home from the shit show that had transpired at the Joe on Thursday night.  Jokingly (or at least I thought at the time), I said if the […]

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NHL Draft 2014: Bruins…win?

Meet the new boss.  Same as the old boss.  But at least we drafted the foreign exchange student from ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’!  You remember him, right?  The one who is taught to ask everyone to touch his penis??  Look at the headshot, and then look at the GIF.  Go ahead…tell me I’m wrong.     […]

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