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Get to the Point. BRUINS LOSE.

This team is more confusing than a Days of Y’Orr staff get together. Sure, you’re seeing someone but Greg’s butt is so touchable. Where was I? Oh yeah. Bruins are confusing. They lose 2-1 against a terrible, terrible Calgary team. Though admittedly My Name is Chad Johnson was doing his best Human Torch impression. I […]

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Battle of the Ex. BRUINS LOSE.

Sometimes the story lines write themselves. New Bruin David Backes faced his former team, the St. Louis Blues, for the first time. Both sides down played it, but you know it’s an emotional day. This is one of those games that reminds us that sports are more than just entertainment. Sure, we use it at […]

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Buffalo: The Gift That Keeps On Giving. BRUINS WIN.

Regular readers of DOY know how much we loathe Buffalo, so a dominant win like this against those chumps feels extra, extra good. Not only did the Bruins win at home, they scored MULTIPLE power play goals. It truly is the end of times. After an embarrassing loss to the Rangers, the Bruins knew some […]

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Wait, Jimmy Hayes Did It?! BRUINS WIN!

Tampa Bay hasn’t had the start to the season they’ve wanted, but we all know how good they are. They are the class of the Eastern Conference. They are what other teams wish they were: deep at forward, defense and in goal. If the Bruins lost this game, you wouldn’t even be that disappointed. Tampa […]

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Marchand, Marchand, Marchand! BRUINS WIN!

Brad Marchand is so good, he made it so that the final score was his jersey number. What a special, special guy. And really, how great was it to see John Tortorella, fresh off seeing Marchand abuse his Team USA, get a front row seat to the Brad Marchand Show? Marchand is the real deal. […]

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Happy Anniversary Buffalo!

Anyone who has spent any amount of time on our site knows we love the Buffalo Sabres. So on days like today when an important anniversary happens and we desperately need some filler content, we like to help them celebrate. So let us set the stage for you. It’s 1999. Bill Clinton is fighting impeachment. […]

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Sleepy Second Leads to Clutch Third. BRUINS F’ING WIN.

When the Panthers tied the game in the first you could see the Bruins get deflated. Like almost every game where they NEEDED to show up, they stopped playing. Then the second period happened and we wanted to punch our TV’s. The Bruins were letting  yet another important two points slip away and we were […]

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Senators Get Blown Out, But Bruins Blow It. BRUINS LOSE.

For the first part of this recap, you need to get the tune of an old classic in your head: Now you may proceed. This was going way better before the Bruins blew it and killed my motivation. Bruins really needed a Win here in Suckberg. Need points to catch the Sens from some Duck […]

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Murray the Tank Engine. BRUINS WI…LOSE. LOSE?!

(Editor’s note: This game broke Jon’s brain. The Bruins are so confusing that they’ll go on a big win streak then lose to Lindback and the Sabres. LINDBACK. The only Back worse than Nickelback. So instead of doing a regular recap he decided to do story time instead and drink a tall glass of Buffalo […]

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Hibernation Coming to an End? BRUINS WIN.

Two weeks ago this game would’ve been over after Tampa went up 2-1. Bruins would’ve just given up and pouted the rest of the game. It’s amazing what some confidence can do for a team. This was their best game of the season. Hands down. That was the most complete effort they put together all […]

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Bruins…get… two….points….? BRUINS WIN!

Somebody call the cops because the Bruins just stole a game. Bruins needed those two points so bad. For the first 40-50 minutes they played like John Scott but Pittsburgh kept baaaaaaaaaaaarely missing on scoring opportunities, Rask made some key saves, Lucic came alive and Bergeron was Bergeron. This is the type of win that […]

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The Night Before The Night Before Christmas. BRUINS WIN!

(Jon’s note: I made excessive use of slant rhyme. Suck it.)   ‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas And all through TD Garden, Bruins players and fans begged Rinne for a pardon. For the Bruins have so much trouble scoring And watching them get shutout by Pekka would be boring. “I’ll give you […]

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At Least It Took More Than 17 Seconds. BRUINS LOSE.

This quote pretty much sums up the entire game. Once again, the Bruins forget to play for 40 minutes, then fired on all cylinders for the third only to come up just short. Not sure if it’s a coaching problem, a leadership problem, etc., but this strategy really needs to stop. That’s why this team […]

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The Quick and the Dead Offense. BRUINS LOSE.

There ain’t no party like a West Coast party. Unless you ask the Bruins. Then West Coast parties are terrible. 0-2-0 on the road trip so far. Jon and Marshall’s man crush Jonathan Quick is being charged with grand larceny after completely robbing the Bruins and especially Torey Krug. B’s offense is a blackhole of […]

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Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. BRUINS LOSE.

Mostly good game. Tough loss. Bruins were great for the first two periods and parts of the third. Two mistakes gave them a 2-1 deficit heading into the third. Then the Ducks locked almost everything down in the third. Seriously, are we still sure Simon Gagne scored? All the back and forth action in the second […]

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