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Happy Anniversary Buffalo!

Anyone who has spent any amount of time on our site knows we love the Buffalo Sabres. So on days like today when an important anniversary happens and we desperately need some filler content, we like to help them celebrate. So let us set the stage for you. It’s 1999. Bill Clinton is fighting impeachment. […]

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Sleepy Second Leads to Clutch Third. BRUINS F’ING WIN.

When the Panthers tied the game in the first you could see the Bruins get deflated. Like almost every game where they NEEDED to show up, they stopped playing. Then the second period happened and we wanted to punch our TV’s. The Bruins were letting  yet another important two points slip away and we were […]

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Senators Get Blown Out, But Bruins Blow It. BRUINS LOSE.

For the first part of this recap, you need to get the tune of an old classic in your head: Now you may proceed. This was going way better before the Bruins blew it and killed my motivation. Bruins really needed a Win here in Suckberg. Need points to catch the Sens from some Duck […]

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Murray the Tank Engine. BRUINS WI…LOSE. LOSE?!

(Editor’s note: This game broke Jon’s brain. The Bruins are so confusing that they’ll go on a big win streak then lose to Lindback and the Sabres. LINDBACK. The only Back worse than Nickelback. So instead of doing a regular recap he decided to do story time instead and drink a tall glass of Buffalo […]

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Hibernation Coming to an End? BRUINS WIN.

Two weeks ago this game would’ve been over after Tampa went up 2-1. Bruins would’ve just given up and pouted the rest of the game. It’s amazing what some confidence can do for a team. This was their best game of the season. Hands down. That was the most complete effort they put together all […]

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Bruins…get… two….points….? BRUINS WIN!

Somebody call the cops because the Bruins just stole a game. Bruins needed those two points so bad. For the first 40-50 minutes they played like John Scott but Pittsburgh kept baaaaaaaaaaaarely missing on scoring opportunities, Rask made some key saves, Lucic came alive and Bergeron was Bergeron. This is the type of win that […]

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The Night Before The Night Before Christmas. BRUINS WIN!

(Jon’s note: I made excessive use of slant rhyme. Suck it.)   ‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas And all through TD Garden, Bruins players and fans begged Rinne for a pardon. For the Bruins have so much trouble scoring And watching them get shutout by Pekka would be boring. “I’ll give you […]

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At Least It Took More Than 17 Seconds. BRUINS LOSE.

This quote pretty much sums up the entire game. Once again, the Bruins forget to play for 40 minutes, then fired on all cylinders for the third only to come up just short. Not sure if it’s a coaching problem, a leadership problem, etc., but this strategy really needs to stop. That’s why this team […]

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The Quick and the Dead Offense. BRUINS LOSE.

There ain’t no party like a West Coast party. Unless you ask the Bruins. Then West Coast parties are terrible. 0-2-0 on the road trip so far. Jon and Marshall’s man crush Jonathan Quick is being charged with grand larceny after completely robbing the Bruins and especially Torey Krug. B’s offense is a blackhole of […]

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Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. BRUINS LOSE.

Mostly good game. Tough loss. Bruins were great for the first two periods and parts of the third. Two mistakes gave them a 2-1 deficit heading into the third. Then the Ducks locked almost everything down in the third. Seriously, are we still sure Simon Gagne scored? All the back and forth action in the second […]

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Habs-itual Beatings. BRUINS LOSE.

No Krejci. No Marchand. No Kelly. A healthy Milan Lucic. A defensive group made up of mostly AHL players. Second half of a back to back. What could go wrong? Almost everything. As you’d expect. The Canadiens are so far in the Bruins heads that the B’s can’t handle them when healthy. When half the […]

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Defense is Optional. BRUINS LOSE.

(Note: This recap isn’t going to be very good. I fell asleep shortly after the game. It’s been a VERY long work week. Yup, tossing out excuses today) That was ugly. I’m talking Carrot Top ugly. We get a lot of shit at DOY for not drinking the black and gold Koolaid. But things aren’t […]

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Carl’s In Charge of Our Days and Our Nights. BRUINS WIN!

We’re watching the first period and we’re thinking the game’s pretty even for some crazy reason. The Oilers are terrible. Why is it so even? Then the second period happens and the Oilers are dominating the Bruins and we’re more confused than an E Monton fan when they hear the word “playoffs.” Third period starts, […]

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Sharknado 3: Bear Rebellion. BRUINS WIN!

There were stretches where they were awful. There were so many times the Bruins made us poop our pants or flip off a box of kittens. But wow was that their absolute best game all season. This 5-3 victory over the Sharks was infinitely more important than a 4-0 domination over a team like the […]

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Krejci 3:16 Says He Just Whipped Your Ass. BRUINS WIN!

Well that was something. Bruins played better. Not great, but better. Good step in the right direction. Having Krejci back is huge. Obviously. I mean just look what he did. His hands are so silky smooth that Victoria’s Secret has offered him a sponsorship deal. You know how everyone has that one really weird friend […]

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