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Robb is doing the Boston Marathon Jimmy Fund Walk!

Days of Y’Orr staff member and resident stud muffin Robb Pizzuto is doing the 2014 Boston Marathon Jimmy Fund Walk on September 21st and we’d like to help him out by getting some more donations. For those of you that don’t know, Robb’s fantastic wife Michele (Miguel) had cancer as a child and with the […]

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Purrgeron Exit Interview: Milan Lucic

(Before heading home for the summer after their embarrassing loss to the Canadiens, DOY GM Patrice Purrgeron conducted exit interviews with each member of the Bruins.)

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Purrgeron Exit Interview: Matt Bartkowski

(Before heading home for the summer after their embarrassing loss to the Canadiens, DOY GM Patrice Purrgeron conducted exit interviews with each member of the Bruins.)

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Series of Missed Opportunities. Pun Intended. BRUINS CRASH AND BURN.

I apologize if you came here expecting our usual humor to try bring a bit of a bright spot to this situation. I can’t do it. If I was an idiotic teenage girl I might even say I can’t even. There’s myriad excuses people are using as to why the Bruins lost. Yes, there were […]

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Matt Fraser: Overnight Hero. BRUINS WIN!

We could not possibly be more pumped that the Bruins win. Really. But this game highlighted our frustration with the Bruins. The Bruins have played like ass for 90% of this series and the Canadiens are still barely hanging with them. So, the quote The Rock, why in the BLUE HELL aren’t they playing up […]

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Adult Diapers Required. BRUINS WIN (IN OT)!!!

A common joke about the Bruins is that if a team really wants to beat them, all the other team has to do is start their back-up. The Bruins seem to score just fine on starters, but throw a back-up in and the Bruins make them look like… well, Greg says it best: Quite simply […]

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Datsyuk Makes Us Hate Wizards. BRUINS LOSE.

Oooooh my name is Pavel Datsyuk. I have magic hands and score fancy goals meeeeeeeh. Yeah Bruins. That’s what happens when you give Datsyuk space. Girls get off by just looking at his magic hands. If Datsyuk worked at a massage parlor and gave Happy Endings we’d go at least 80 times a week. Great […]

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78. PHILADELPHIA FLYERS AT BOSTON BRUINS: SOMETHING, SOMETHING, WINTER IS COMING!

78. PHILADELPHIA FLYERS AT BOSTON BRUINS: SOMETHING, SOMETHING, WINTER IS COMING! (today’s preview is brought to you by the letters Marshall Ottina) The sky is falling! Two losses in a row! Sound the alarms, blow up the lines, bench Rask, call up Svedberg. I legitimately had someone tell me the B’s were going to fall […]

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Hi, I’m Chad Johnson And This is My Shutout. BRUINS WIN!

Eleven wins in a row. First team in the league to clinch a playoff spot. Chad Johnson’s fifth win in a row personally. Bruins just completely in the zone. Boners and lady boners EVERYWHERE thinking about the Bruins these days. It was nice to see the Avs test the Bruins as much as they did. […]

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Underrated Like Lucic. BRUINS WIN!

This is what happens when you face the Bruins these days: And so you don’t get confused again Boston media, we were chanting “we want ten” not “we want Van” and the Bruins gave us 10…in row. HEY BERGERON, TRY NOT TO SCORE ANY GOALS ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT! Before the game […]

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Between the Glass Recap. BRUINS WIN!

 (Editor’s Note: Jon was unable to do the recap tonight but luckily Pierre McGuire stepped up and took care of it for us because we’re always so super duper nice to him) http://youtube.com/watch?v=53B5_K5uY-s?rel=0 ) (video via DOY rink side reporter Pete Blackburn) Now something people don’t know here is the Bruins and Canadiens have been […]

Boychuk Gives Tampa a Rock Bottom. BRUINS WIN.

That game started so ugly, but the B's pulled it out. Usually that method doesn't work, but it did against Tampa. Probably because Stamkos is still getting back into game shape and St. Louis cried his way out of town and Tampa doesn't have much other than that.  Bruins really need to stop that habit […]

Rask Pitches a Tent. I Mean Shutout. Sorry. Shutout. BRUINS WIN!

So, where was that kind of defensive effort the last few times the B's faced the Capitals? Who cares. It was there last night. It was hilarious watching that game and seeing how many Caps players are absolutely terrified of getting hit. So hilarious.  Anyway, Bruins are awesome, the Crapitals suck fat ones and we're […]

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