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Hi, I’m Chad Johnson And This is My Shutout. BRUINS WIN!

Eleven wins in a row. First team in the league to clinch a playoff spot. Chad Johnson’s fifth win in a row personally. Bruins just completely in the zone. Boners and lady boners EVERYWHERE thinking about the Bruins these days. It was nice to see the Avs test the Bruins as much as they did. […]

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Underrated Like Lucic. BRUINS WIN!

This is what happens when you face the Bruins these days: And so you don’t get confused again Boston media, we were chanting “we want ten” not “we want Van” and the Bruins gave us 10…in row. HEY BERGERON, TRY NOT TO SCORE ANY GOALS ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT! Before the game […]

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Between the Glass Recap. BRUINS WIN!

 (Editor’s Note: Jon was unable to do the recap tonight but luckily Pierre McGuire stepped up and took care of it for us because we’re always so super duper nice to him) http://youtube.com/watch?v=53B5_K5uY-s?rel=0 ) (video via DOY rink side reporter Pete Blackburn) Now something people don’t know here is the Bruins and Canadiens have been […]

Boychuk Gives Tampa a Rock Bottom. BRUINS WIN.

That game started so ugly, but the B's pulled it out. Usually that method doesn't work, but it did against Tampa. Probably because Stamkos is still getting back into game shape and St. Louis cried his way out of town and Tampa doesn't have much other than that.  Bruins really need to stop that habit […]

Rask Pitches a Tent. I Mean Shutout. Sorry. Shutout. BRUINS WIN!

So, where was that kind of defensive effort the last few times the B's faced the Capitals? Who cares. It was there last night. It was hilarious watching that game and seeing how many Caps players are absolutely terrified of getting hit. So hilarious.  Anyway, Bruins are awesome, the Crapitals suck fat ones and we're […]

Krejci Rules. South Park Stick of Truth Rules. BRUINS WIN!

Yes, so if we're being honest as soon as the game was over the DOY staff went right back to playing South Park: Stick of Truth so we're recap-less today. We'd apologize, but if you've played the game you'll understand.  Here's some notes though: – Krejci made it rain hats at TD Garden…and the Jeremy […]

A Patrice Purrgeron Exclusive Interview: Jeremy Jacobs

  He is a man that goes by many names. Satan. Senor Douchebag. Ole Turkey Neck. The Rasin Balls. Beelz. That Old Greedy Selfish Cum Dumpster. Scrooge McJacobs. To his family, he's simply known as Jeremy. Good evening. I am Patrice Purrgeron and I'm here to expose the biggest cancer in Boston. Some might call […]

Nine Golden Facts You Didn’t Know About Patrice Bergeron

    There is so much more to Patrice Bergeron than his incredibly handsome face. Bergeron's 2014 gold medal is just one of many great accomplishments in his career. Bergeron has won so much hardware that he craps gold and silver. When Fort Knox is short on gold, they call Bergeron. How have all the […]

Awesome Game, Not So Awesome Ending. BRUINS LOSE.

Why are Bruins-Blues games so magically delicious? Please, PLEASE let them meet in the playoffs. Seven games of this would be ridiculously good. Sure the Bruins lost, but what a great game. Gutsy performance by the Bruins too. Johnny Boychuk, according to Jack Edwards, had played more games than the rest of the Boston D-Men […]

Luongo’s Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Suck it Vancouver. Suck it long, suck it hard. – Iginla: Hey Lucic, show me your best impression of how easy it was to score on Luongo in the 2011 Finals! LOLZ – Vancouver REALLY needed a goal. When Krug and Lucic collided, Daniel Sedin grabbed the puck and went in for a break away […]

There ain’t no party like a Bruins goal party. BRUINS WIN!

To quote Ray Gillette, the Bruins beat the Panthers like the red headed step child of a rented mule. It wasn't even fair. The Bruins were all like "Sorry you have such an AWFUL team in front of you Timmy, but thems the breaks!" The assault that happened after was borderline illegal. Over the past […]

Seguin. Seguin. Seguin? Seguin. Oh, Seguin. BRUINS WIN.

Dallas Seguins and Boston Old Seguins Seguin'd all the Seguins until Seguin. Seguin Seguin Seguin traded in OffSeguinseason. Seguins Stars Seguin Seguin. Claude Julien Seguin'd "Seguin? Well, Seguin ya know? Seguined." SHUT UP! WE GET IT! THE BRUINS HAD SEGUIN, HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE AND THEY TRADED HIM TO HOCKEY […]

How Many Krugs Does It Take to Beat Winnipeg? BRUINS WIN!

B's just keep giving the finger to the injury bug. Guys dropping like flies but Bruins continue to win. Seems like it's a different person stepping up every game which is awesome. This time is was Torey "Two Goals" Krug. That's his mob name by the way. Bruins are generally TERRIBLE at matinee games. Apparently […]

Marchy March and The Funky Bunch. BRUINS WIN.

Not even blizzards can stop the Bruins. Boychuk dropped a bomb on the Nashville net. Lucic and Iginla hooked up like two horny teens at a frat party. Marchand undressed Mike Fisher. Suck it Preds. http://youtube.com/watch?v=iuq6eRUucw0 – Marchand should be suspended for 15 games because that slick move he pulled on Fisher for the game […]

AHL Star Marchand Dazzles in NHL Debut. BRUINS LOSE.

Despite the loss, we were REALLY impressed with the new guy Brad Marchand. Two goals in his first game of the season was pretty impressive. Huh? He's… been on the team? Same Marchand from last year and the year before? Get outta here. Really!?  Hell of a game by the kid. Hopefully this is the […]

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