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March Sadness: Worst Bruin of the Past Decade. Welcome to the Shit Sixteen!

Welcome to the Shit Sixteen! I can’t believe how far we’ve come and the amount of support this has gotten. You guys really disliked these players in Boston and that makes me excited. In pants. So we’re down to the shit sixteen, the players who you believe are the worst sixteen players to don the […]

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Suck The Hairs From Our Sacky, Sack, Sack, Montreal. BRUINS LOSE!

Montreal Canadien fans are a lot like Bible thumpers. They are constantly reminding you of their own history, so old now that it’s tucked away in a book no rational person cares about. And like Bible thumpers, Habs fans don’t want to hear about the 99% of their history book that is awful. They only […]

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March Sadness: Round 2. Crash Clark and Dale Arnold Divisions

Yesterday we had voting on the “We Need A Puck Moving Defenseman!” and “Dave Lewis’ Mustache” division voting. Today we finish the right side of the bracket and finally head on to the Shit Sixteen. Voting ends tomorrow at NOON EST. Crash Clark Dancing Guy Division 8. Mariusz Czerkawski vs 16. Steve Kampfer 8. Mariusz […]

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March Sadness: ROUND 2. PMD and Dave Lewis’ Mustache Division Voting

Welcome to Round 2 everyone! I can’t believe the amount of support this tournament has received. It was a lot of fun putting together and it seems that most people are enjoying it. Even those who think my seeding has sucked has enjoyed it. So we’re now into the second round or the “Round of […]

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70. Boston Bruins at Colorado Avalanche. Pass The Dutchie On The Left Hand Side

Okay, I think that’s enough references to the reefer. Boston is on a roll baby. I know people have been trying to put down the Bruins current 10 game winning streak *cough*Tony Massarotti*cough* saying that they’ve played cupcakes and then only say “WELL, FLORIDA! NEW JERSEY!”. Sorry pal, no dice. Boston has beaten five playoff […]

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Creepy Midget Dale Arnold Division Voting

Voting will end on Monday 3/24 at NOON EST 1. Tomas Kaberle vs 16. Byron Bitz 1. Tomas Kaberle vs. 16 Byron Bitz Tomas Kaberle Byron Bitz    pollcode.com free polls  8. Marty McInnis vs 9. Jaromir Jagr 8. Marty McInnis vs 9. Jaromir Jagr Marty McInnis Jaromir Jagr    pollcode.com free polls  5. Nick […]

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Crash Clark’s Shitty Dancing Guy Division Voting

Voting will end on Sunday 3/23 at NOON EST 1. Hal Gill vs 16. Steve Kampfer 1. Hal Gill vs 16. Steve Kampfer Hal Gill Steve Kampfer    pollcode.com free polls  8. Mariusz Czerkawski vs 9. Phil Kessel 8. Mariusz Czerkawski vs 9. Phil Kessel Mariusz Czerkawski Phil Kessel    pollcode.com free polls  5. Colton […]

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Dave Lewis’ Mustache Division Voting

Voting will close on Saturday 3/22 at NOON TIME EST 1. Martin Lapointe vs 16. Rob Zamuner 1. Martin Lapointe vs 16. Rob Zamuner Martin Lapointe Rob Zamuner    pollcode.com free polls  8. Andy Hilbert vs 9. Yan Stastny 8. Andy Hilbert vs 9. Yan Stastny Andy Hilbert Yan Stastny    pollcode.com free polls  5. […]

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“We Need A Puck Moving Defenseman!” Division Voting

1. Alex Zhamnov vs 16. PJ Stock 1. Alex Zhamnov vs 16. PJ Stock Alex Zhamnov PJ Stock    pollcode.com free polls    8. Steve Begin vs 9. Steve Shields 8. Steve Begin vs 9. Steve Shields Steve Begin Steve Shields    pollcode.com free polls  5. Sean O’Donnell vs 12. Andrew Raycroft 5. Sean O’Donnell […]

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March Sadness: Worst Bruin of the Past Decade Bracket

[Update] – Voting for the ”Crash Clarke’s Dancing Guy” Division is now OPEN! [UPDATE 2] - Voting for the “Dave Lewis’ Mustache” Division is now OVER! [UPDATE] - Voting for the “We Need A Puck Moving Defenseman!” Division is now OVER! So yesterday

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69. Boston Bruins at New Jersey Devils. Ha, 69!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bz-9WeHDPV4 Boston is surging right now, winning nine straight games while New Jersey is currently 5-5-0 in their last 10 games. I mean, this should be a winnable game for the Bruins, but it’s the second game of a back to back and it is on the road. So who the fuck knows? Not me, […]

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Where The Wild Things Lose. BRUINS WIN!

For the first time in seven attempts, the Bruins have defeated the Minnesota Wild at the TD Garden. What a fun little fact to start this recap off with eh? Man, what a game it was. From what I’ve been told by people who attended, it was a complete shit show in the stands. I’ll […]

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