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“It’s The Most Frustrating Time of the Year” – A DOY Musical Number

Set to the tune of “It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year”, obviously.  From the producers of “My Mumps”, the smash hit “Do You Want To Eat A Salad” featuring Milan Lucic and David Krejci and the number one single “Kiss the Girl (Harrison Mooney Remix)” comes a new holiday single. It’s The Most […]

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32. Boston Bruins at Minnesota Wild. We’re Going Back To Back, Jack!

Ah, the dreaded back to back. If you’re looking for a beacon of light it is that the Bruins don’t end a back to back against the Canadiens. That’s something right? RIGHT?! In reality the Bruins are playing the Western Conference versions of themselves. The Wild have been struggling with injuries and now it looks […]

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31. Boston Bruins at Nashville Predators. Now with 100% more twang!

No David Krejci tonight. Lucic-Kelly-Cunningham is a thing. Pekka Rinne. What a way to start a three game road trip. The Bruins are headed down to Nashville to play a goalie who is smoking hot. Rinne currently leads the NHL in GAA, SV% and wins. He’s single-handedly kept a Nashville team that is mediocre in […]

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Stop. The Bruins Aren’t Going To Get Taylor Hall.

Can we talk about Taylor Hall for a minute? I want to talk about Taylor Hall for a minute. Yesterday Darren Dreger came out on TSN radio and had this to say about Taylor Hall and the Oilers (from Puck Daddy): “It’s not one player. It’s the collection of players that make up the sagging […]

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Boston To Potentially Host 2016 Winter Classic

It looks like the Boston Bruins will be hosting the 2016 Winter Classic. Puck Daddy reports: According to TSN’s Bob McKenzie, the NHL is in talks with the Boston Bruins for the 2016 Winter Classic. It was said on TSN’s Insider Trading.  Per McKenzie: “I would think that by mid-January to mid-February, that it could be […]

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29. Chicago Blackhawks at Boston Bruins. Holy Shit A Bruins Game!

Four days off had me like But now the Bruins are back and what a game to come back to. The Blackhawks are on fire right now, winners of their last seven and getting a healthy Patrick Sharp in the fold. Boston is also getting at least one of their fallen brethren back as Zdeno […]

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Zdeno Chara Sports Training Montage

Zdeno Chara is scheduled to come back tomorrow and we have the inside scoop on how it happened. All Z needed was a montage. A sports training montage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x90AfU3ObsQ

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David Pastrnak Sent To Providence

It seems David Pastrnak has been sent down to Providence yesterday. There’s two hypothetical reasons why this happened: 1. Providence has two games in between Boston’s four days off. The team travels to St. John’s, Newfoundland to take on the Icecaps.  It is possible that the Bruins want Pastrnak to get more playing time in […]

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PREVIEW: “Hello? Is It Me You’re Looking For?” – Goal Light To Bruins Offense

The Bruins offense was tired. The trek out West has taken more out of it than normally anticipated. The offense needed to rest, recharge and refocus on what was important. It looked at itself in the mirror, large purple bags hanging underneath its eyes. ‘What am I doing?’ constantly ran through its head like a never […]

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Peter Chiarelli Please Pass On Chris Stewart

Last night Peter Chiarelli was in Buffalo and the rumor is that he was once again scouting Chris Stewart. There’s been rumors floated before that the Bruins were interested in Stewart and if there’s a fire sale in Buffalo as Tanksgiving continues then the Bruins would be in on him. Chris Stewart is, at best, […]

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26. Bruins at Kings. Break the jewels from the crown!

Quick, everyone in the volcano! Tough loss from an overall good effort. It is a shame the Bruins couldn’t come away with points from last night’s tilt. It would have meant a lot coming into tonight’s game where Boston is playing another Western Conference powerhouse in LA. LA isn’t having a real LA-type season yet they still find […]

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25. Boston Bruins at Anaheim Ducks. Get Your Caffeine I.V.s Ready!

In the words of Timon “It starts.” It was only a matter of time before the annual West Coast road trip starts and boy is it a doozy this year. The Bruins start in Anaheim tonight, then travel to Los Angeles to play the Kings. That alone is a torture chamber of sorts but throw […]

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24. Winnipeg Jets at Boston Bruins. Tryptophan Groans.

So I while I was on Facebook, I saw an article by the greatest sports writer that ever lived that stated “Milan Lucic Hosts Bruins Thanksgiving Dinner” and all I could think of was this:   You can only hope that the Bruins aren’t in a tryptophan coma after feasting last night and are ready […]

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23. Pittsburgh Penguins at Boston Bruins. The Pastrnak Hype Train Is Now Boarding.

It begins! The Bruins called up David Pastrnak yesterday and there is a chance he will play tonight. With the rash of injuries the Bruins have suffered over the past couple of months, I am a little surprised to see  that Pastrnak is just making his first call up. Claude Julien has stated that Pastrnak […]

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22. Montreal Canadiens at Boston Bruins. Ermagerd Scheduling Conspiracy!!!!

Now before I start my preview, I hope the headline brings in a lot of complaining Montreal Canadiens fans. You already know the usual bullshit you’re going to hear: “Dur, look at the stupid Bruins fans complaining about the schedule!” “Ugh the Ruins fans already using the wheel of excuses!” To all those wearing the […]

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