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Reilly Smith, Torey Krug Expected To Hold Out

I am going to file this news in the “no shit” folder. Word coming out of Boston is that both Smith and Krug are going to hold out because the Bruins can’t haven’t signed them to new contracts. If you took a look at the Bruins salary cap, you’d notice that they are currently over […]

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All Aboard The David Pastrnak Hype Train. Toot Toot!

Spoiler alert: I think the Bruins have some really, really good writers covering the team. Yes, there are a few bobos out there who think everything is awesome all the time, but there’s a good number of those covering the team who do a fantastic job. That said, most people who are given media credentials […]

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Peter Chiarelli and Salary Cap Mismanagement

“I can’t sign everybody” This is the hill Peter Chiarelli is destined to die on as the Bruins start to gear up for training camp. It is true – you can’t sign everybody anymore. The NHL put a salary cap in place so Jeremy Jacobs would fucking sign someone teams couldn’t spend millions upon billions upon […]

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Fraser Signed, Chiarelli Goes Dumpster Diving.

Matt Fraser has been signed! Fraser has signed a one year, two way contract. I’m glad Chiarelli was able to bang out this contract. Hopefully Fraser will contribute this year in a bottom six pairing. I think the kid has a good upside. ALso news today? Ville Leino was invited to Bruins training camp. Um, […]

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A Very Pez Look At The 2014-2015 Boston Bruins.

Hey, it is almost September! That means that Bruins training camp is going to be here before we know it. With that, it is time to take a look at the 2014-2015 Boston Bruins as the roster stands today and I’m going to do it the only way I can – with cuss words and […]

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PHOTOSHOP EXPO: What Is Alex Ovechkin Showing Us?

Well, the dog days of summer are almost behind us – finally. With September rolling around comes multiple Facebook posts about pumpkin coffee, Sons of Anarchy, the brats going back to school and most important…hockey. So we’re going to kick this off with a fun little photoshop expo. This lovely image was tweeted to Adam of […]

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Torey Krug Potentially To The KHL? See Ya.

Okay, my shitty, Buzzfeed-esque click bait title is a little misleading. THAT’S RIGHT. ALL THE HITS. No seriously, it is a little misleading. Torey Krug isn’t going to the KHL, but there’s a rumor out there that a KHL team has sent a significant offer to Krug. From Joe Haggerty: A source with knowledge of […]

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[UPDATED] David Pastrnak Is Doing Disgusting Things Vs Canada

[UPDATE] Pastrnak scores his second – this one on a sick snipe, celly mad hand buckets bro. –Original– The Czech are playing Canada in their final U20 summer game. After a good rookie camp where most of the Boston media was putting David Pastrnak between Bobby Orr and Cam Neeley, Pastrnak continued to delight. This […]

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Hate Us Cause You Aint Us – Everyone Hates The Bruins.

SBNation posted this bad boy this morning: Canada fucking hates the Bruins eh? From the post: Nine U.S. states hate the Bruins more than any other team, while every single Canadian province is united in their hatred of the B’s. That’s damn impressive. Meanwhile, North America collectively hates the Bruins more than anybody else, joining […]

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DOY Fantasy Football IS BACK!

Welcome, welcome, welcome one and all. We are hitting that time of the year where cleats are being put on, touchdowns aren’t being celebrated by players and smacking the shit out of your wife will give you a slap on the wrist. That’s right bitches, DOY Fantasy Football 1 and 2 are back! All invites […]

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In Defense of Jordan Caron

Okay, I am wearing my flame retardant clothes today because this is going to be a subject that is so sore you’d think it was hanging off of Tyler Seguin’s upper lip. Renaud Lavoie from RDS tweeted this out today: Bruins signed Jordan Caron. 1 year at $600 000. One way contract.

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