49. Boston Bruins at New York Islanders. Snow, bruh.

My whole body is sore after 7-8 accumulated hours of shoveling. The plus side is I was basically able to power through Season 4 and a third of Season 5 of Parks and Rec with my couple of days off. In all honesty, it feels like I’m writing the first preview of the year again. […]


48. Boston Bruins at Colorado Avalanche. I’ll Always Love You Chocobear.

If you don’t get the reference in the title than shame on you. For all you newbies, I’ve had a disgusting mancrush on Jarome Iginla since the 2004 season when he took the Flames to the Cup Finals. He’s the reason why I call the Flames my Western Conference team. I have one Penguins jersey […]


Revisiting The Tyler Seguin Trade To Dallas

After last night’s win, I think this is the proper time to re-visit the Tyler Seguin tra…. Well I mean But what if I just… Can you just allow me to… FINE.


47. Boston Bruins at Dallas Stars. [NAME REDACTED] Trade.

The Bruins are playing the Stars. The Stars have a guy named Tyler Seguin. Tyler Seguin used to play for the Bruins. He was traded to Dallas. I am sick. I feel like shit. Fuck you, watch hockey. Know Your Enemy Boston Bruins Live Stream Puck Drop: 8:30pm EST LIVE STREAM Gameday Image/Video  


Brad Marchand Slew Foots His Way To Player Safety Meeting

For some reason Jack Edwards and Andy Brickley didn’t believe that Brad Marchand dropped a nice slew foot on Brassard last night. To me it was pretty clear that Marchand swept the leg out from underneath Brassard. You can be the judge of it for yourself: For that, Marchand has a date with the […]

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45. New York Rangers at Boston Bruins. Rick Nash Is A Dick Rash.

I really don’t like the Rangers. I don’t have a good reason to not liking the Rangers, I just don’t. I don’t like Hank Lundqvist and the way NBC hangs off of his short and curlies. I don’t like Rick Nash’s stupid fucking doughboy face despite him looking at my fantasy hockey team and saying […]


44. Tampa Bay Lightning at Boston Bruins. It’s Greased Lightning!

Editor’s Note: This is set to the tune of Greased Lightning. If you don’t know this song, I feel bad for you because it is clear you are an uncultured swine.  Well this hockey team is problematic and offensively irratic Why, here comes the Lightning (Tampa Tampa Bay Lightning! (x3) Well Steven Stamkos and Ben Bishop’s playing, […]


43. Boston Bruins at Philadelphia Flyers. Could it be three?

Two games! The Bruins have won two games! Boston has some pretty tough games coming up and it starts on the road with Philadelphia. I know the Flyers are junk right now, but Boston isn’t great on the road. The Bruins are 8-9-2 on the road while Philadelphia is pretty good at home – posting […]

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DOY GAMEDAY: 42. New Jersey Devils at Boston Brrrrrrrrrrrrr-uins.

If I had to describe the Boston Bruins this season I would akin it to starting your car in negative degree weather. Sometimes it sputters and coughs and you get very frustrated. You think about writing the eulogy as you try again and still it coughs and sputters. Finally, after dealing with the immense frustration, […]


41. Boston Bruins at Pittsburgh Penguins. Biggest Game So Far?

Normally if you called game number 41 on a schedule of 82 a ‘big game’, I’d call you a moron. Things seem a little different this season however. With the Bruins unable to grasp what kind of hockey they want to play, they’ve allowed themselves to slip out of the playoff standings – a point […]

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Boston Bruins Recall David Pastrnak

What seemed like minutes after the end of the World Juniors Tournament, Peter Chiarelli called up David Pastrnak. Pasta will practice today and travel with the team to Pittsburgh. There was no word on who, if anyone, was sent to Providence.


39. Ottawa Senators at Boston Bruins. New Year, Redemption?

One can only hope that when various Boston Bruins popped bubbly when the clock stuck midnight, the champagne bubbles that oozed down their hands washed away the stink that lingered like a fermented cheese. It is clear that the last few months of 2014 weren’t good to the Boston Bruins. The cap mismanagement, the weird […]


35. Nashville Predators at Boston Bruins. Twas The Night Before The Break.

Twas the night before the break and all through the Garden, The zamboni was filled, the ice start to harden, The jerseys were hung in the lockers with care, In hopes that the Predators soon would be there. Brad Marchand was nestled and eating some bread While Pekka Rinne saves danced in his head. And Loui […]


“It’s The Most Frustrating Time of the Year” – A DOY Musical Number

Set to the tune of “It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year”, obviously.  From the producers of “My Mumps”, the smash hit “Do You Want To Eat A Salad” featuring Milan Lucic and David Krejci and the number one single “Kiss the Girl (Harrison Mooney Remix)” comes a new holiday single. It’s The Most […]


32. Boston Bruins at Minnesota Wild. We’re Going Back To Back, Jack!

Ah, the dreaded back to back. If you’re looking for a beacon of light it is that the Bruins don’t end a back to back against the Canadiens. That’s something right? RIGHT?! In reality the Bruins are playing the Western Conference versions of themselves. The Wild have been struggling with injuries and now it looks […]