Ah, a fire sale. For those who aren’t “in the know” with what a fire sale, it is basically where a sport’s franchise sells off most of its pieces and basically blows up the team. Today in our Facebook group, a reader brought up the term fire sale which brought on a whole rash of […]
I’ve watched the Bruins choke wins away so much this year you’d think they were creating a demo reel for kink porn. So the Bruins Twitter, media and puck huffers will sell you bullshit like this:
Oh man, I’m sorry for the lack of gameday previews. If you didn’t catch my big announcement, you can here. So the Bruins start a three game home stand tonight with the Islanders. The Metropolitan Division leading New York Islanders. That still feels weird to say. In my lifetime, I don’t think the Islanders have […]
This is the end, beautiful friend This is the end, my only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I’ll never look into your eyes, again – The Doors Okay, maybe that’s a little dramatic, but what better way to announce […]
My whole body is sore after 7-8 accumulated hours of shoveling. The plus side is I was basically able to power through Season 4 and a third of Season 5 of Parks and Rec with my couple of days off. In all honesty, it feels like I’m writing the first preview of the year again. […]
If you don’t get the reference in the title than shame on you. For all you newbies, I’ve had a disgusting mancrush on Jarome Iginla since the 2004 season when he took the Flames to the Cup Finals. He’s the reason why I call the Flames my Western Conference team. I have one Penguins jersey […]
After last night’s win, I think this is the proper time to re-visit the Tyler Seguin tra…. Well I mean But what if I just… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLo9DV9sQzI Can you just allow me to… FINE.
The Bruins are playing the Stars. The Stars have a guy named Tyler Seguin. Tyler Seguin used to play for the Bruins. He was traded to Dallas. I am sick. I feel like shit. Fuck you, watch hockey. Know Your Enemy Boston Bruins Live Stream Puck Drop: 8:30pm EST LIVE STREAM Gameday Image/Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TphEh0Qgv0
For some reason Jack Edwards and Andy Brickley didn’t believe that Brad Marchand dropped a nice slew foot on Brassard last night. To me it was pretty clear that Marchand swept the leg out from underneath Brassard. You can be the judge of it for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92Pf54L7Zk For that, Marchand has a date with the […]
I really don’t like the Rangers. I don’t have a good reason to not liking the Rangers, I just don’t. I don’t like Hank Lundqvist and the way NBC hangs off of his short and curlies. I don’t like Rick Nash’s stupid fucking doughboy face despite him looking at my fantasy hockey team and saying […]
Editor’s Note: This is set to the tune of Greased Lightning. If you don’t know this song, I feel bad for you because it is clear you are an uncultured swine. Well this hockey team is problematic and offensively irratic Why, here comes the Lightning (Tampa Tampa Bay Lightning! (x3) Well Steven Stamkos and Ben Bishop’s playing, […]
Two games! The Bruins have won two games! Boston has some pretty tough games coming up and it starts on the road with Philadelphia. I know the Flyers are junk right now, but Boston isn’t great on the road. The Bruins are 8-9-2 on the road while Philadelphia is pretty good at home – posting […]
If I had to describe the Boston Bruins this season I would akin it to starting your car in negative degree weather. Sometimes it sputters and coughs and you get very frustrated. You think about writing the eulogy as you try again and still it coughs and sputters. Finally, after dealing with the immense frustration, […]
Normally if you called game number 41 on a schedule of 82 a ‘big game’, I’d call you a moron. Things seem a little different this season however. With the Bruins unable to grasp what kind of hockey they want to play, they’ve allowed themselves to slip out of the playoff standings – a point […]
What seemed like minutes after the end of the World Juniors Tournament, Peter Chiarelli called up David Pastrnak. Pasta will practice today and travel with the team to Pittsburgh. There was no word on who, if anyone, was sent to Providence.