DOY’s Official “Get Pastrnak To The 2017 All-Star Game” Campaign

Guys, LA needs more carbs in it’s diet and we’re ready to give them a heaping serving of Pasta. As of this post, David PAstrnak is currently tied with Sidney Crosby for the league lead in goals at 18. The league lead! It is a travesty that this Boston Bruin’s name isn’t even on the […]


28. Colorado Avalanche at Boston Bruins. Is Carl Still In Charge?

No, no he’s not. In 2015, before he was dropping verified takes on everyone, Pete Blackburn wrote that the Boston Bruins should be sellers at the trade deadline. So, who do they sell? Well, Carl Soderberg is a good place to start. The 29-year old Swede has produced and become a fan-favorite centering the Bruins’ […]


Hoo-hoo, Take The Point And Run! BRUINS LOSE!

Hopefully you got the Steve Miller Band reference. Hell, hopefully some of you are old enough to know who the Steve Miller Band is.  After the first period and a half, the Bruins were helping in my decision to go to bed and call it an early night. In my mind, the recap was already […]


25. Boston Bruins at Buffalo Sabres. Beware the Eichel Tower.

If you’re here looking for the usual Anti-Buffalo rant, wait until the recap. Jon’s on that. I want to talk about the Sabres for a minute. The Sabres were the team you looked at over the past couple years and you said to yourself: “Oh my, that team looks like they could be a playoff […]


Dobby Is A Free Elf! Dobby Win Games For Master Bruins! BRUINS WIN!

That game really went through quite the range of emotions. For about 59 minutes it was boring, dull, lifeless, tiresome and humdrum. HUMDRUM! But the last minute was really fun, I must say. Torey Krug scored with about 30 seconds left in regulation (big ups to Teuvo Teravainen for kicking that in, love ya big guy) and Anton […]


Jon-Michael Liles Out Indefinitely

Liles suffered a concussion against the Tampa Bay Lightning on Sunday and is out indefinitely. If you’re playing along at home, the Bruins are now without Zdeno Chara and Jon-Michael Liles but it seems Chara could be back soon.  


22. Tampa Bay Lightning at Boston Bruins. Hello?

A win to the Boston Bruins: “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” I feel like the Bruins haven’t won at all in November. That’s obviously a bullshit statement, but the last few games have been such a downer that all the good stuff that has happened has kind of evaporated. Zdeno Chara is hurt […]


That Wet Fart Sound You Make With Your Mouth. Bruins Lose.

Support Days of Y’Orr on Patreon! With your support, we will be able to do Days of Y’Orr full time and leave our jobs! Wouldn’t that be the bee’s knees?   Me: The Bruins should be a playoff team. The Boston Bruins: Last night’s game was not pretty. Not pretty at all. It is definitely […]


21. Calgary Flames at Boston Bruins. Black Friday Special! Welcome to the annual Black Friday game! I hope after you’re done curb-stomping people for televisions, filming fights vertically on your phone (you fucking monster) and watching grandmother’s throw hands over the NES Classic Edition, you’re ready to sit down and watch some (more) hockey! I’m not going to lie, the Bruins playing on […]


Turkey Comas Everywhere! Bruins Lose!

I’ll be honest with you guys, I didn’t get home until about 8 o’clock last night and the last thing I wanted to do was sit down, grab my notebook and write notes on the Bruins game. Yes, when I have the recap, I sit at my computer – stream the game illegally and take […]


18. Winnipeg Jets at Boston Bruins. WinniPat Laines

Expect this preview to me shorter than most. My eyes are still dilated from the eye doctor (YAY, DIABETES) so I’m having some trouble focusing.  — I can’t stand the Winnipeg Jets and it is all because of the fans. I’ve made numerous comments about Jets fans in the past so I’m not going to […]


Alternative Hockey Media: Barn Magazine

This is not a paid promotional post. Barn Magazine and its creator, Pete, has not paid Days of Y’Orr or myself for this post. I am doing this because I believe in his magazine and believe DOY readers would enjoy it.  I am a big proponent of alternative media. I don’t believe, especially in hockey, […]