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Johnny Boychuk Traded. Someone Hold Me.

It is official. Johnny Boychuk has been traded to the New York Islanders for a 2015 2nd round pick, 2016 second round pick and a conditional 2016 3rd round pick. It isn’t know what the condition is but I would have to guess it has to do with re-signing in New York. We all knew […]

Caron, Cunningham, Warsofsky On Waivers

I guess you can all rejoice because Jordan Caron has been put on waivers. For some reason the most hated player not named Zach Hamil has been sent out to pasture.

The Bobby Robins era in Boston is still alive and well.

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P5. Boston Bruins at New York Islanders. So Close To The Real Thing

There are two pre-season games left in the queue before shit gets real. Tonight the Bruins will play the Islanders in a quasi re-match from their game a few nights ago where New York won 5-3 in Boston. Luckily for the black and gold they don’t have to travel to the Human Centipede of hockey arenas […]

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I am Peter, Peter I-Am.

Editor’s Note: This post was wonderfully written by Breanne Mellen. You can find more of Breanne’s wonderful hockey writing at The Hockey Writers, the wonderful Along the Boards and Arctic Ice Hockey.   I am PeterPeter-I -AmThat Peter-I-amThat Peter-I-amI do not like that Peter-I-AmBut do you like that Robins man?I do not like him Peter-I-Am, I do not […]

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Spooner Sent To Providence

Welp, here goes nothing: Florek, Spooner, Koko, Smith (subject to waivers) sent to Providence, per

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P4. New York Islanders at Boston Bruins. Bruins on the TV – FOR REAL THIS TIME!

The last time I promised you the Boston Bruins on a television the NHL put a big middle finger in our collective faces and blacked the game out in Boston. Well guess what NHL Network: That’s right! Tonight’s game will be on NESN so you’ll get the whole crew. Jack, Brick, creepy midget Dale Arnold, […]

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Bruins Sign Torey Krug and Reilly Smith. There was much rejoicing!

You woke up this morning and read the news about Torey Krug and Reilly Smith. They’ve signed you guys! If you didn’t already perform your regular morning masturbatory session before the news, you certainly did after. But seriously, this is great news. Both signed bridge deals at 1 year, $1.4M a piece. I am surprised […]

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P3. Boston Bruins at Washington Capitals. MA, HOCKEY IS ON THE TV!

Read the title again. Go on, I’ll wait. Hockey is on fucking TV tonight you guys. If you get the NHL Network you will get the Bruins live on your potentially large and gorgeous flat screen, high definition TV. Fucking ‘Murica! If you don’t get the NHL Network well…then… No, no! No worries friend we […]

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P2. Washington Capitals at Boston Bruins. Home (Preseason) Opener!

Do you hear that Squidward? The Bruins are back home, Squidward. Oh yes, the Bruins playing their first preseason game at home tonight against the Washington Capitals. Unfortunately the Capitals won’t be wearing their Winter Classic jerseys. If you haven’t seen those jerseys yet, here ya go. There’s a nice mix of red and blue […]

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Streaming The Bruins 101

If you’re new to streaming the Bruins this season, we got your back. Last night the Bruins played in Montreal and it wasn’t broadcast on US television. If you wanted to watch the game you had to do it on your computer and listen to the game in French. Based on a few Facebook messages […]

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P1: Boston Bruins at Montreal Canadiens. Who Is Killing Whom?

In case you somehow forgot about the amazing Milan Lucic drama that concluded the 2013-2014 campaign with him sounding like a fucking child, here you go: So this is it! This is the “fucking kill you” game, right? Right? Wrong. Milan Lucic isn’t going to play tonight because of a wrist injury so Dale Weise gets […]

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Reilly Smith, Torey Krug Expected To Hold Out

I am going to file this news in the “no shit” folder. Word coming out of Boston is that both Smith and Krug are going to hold out because the Bruins can’t haven’t signed them to new contracts. If you took a look at the Bruins salary cap, you’d notice that they are currently over […]

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All Aboard The David Pastrnak Hype Train. Toot Toot!

Spoiler alert: I think the Bruins have some really, really good writers covering the team. Yes, there are a few bobos out there who think everything is awesome all the time, but there’s a good number of those covering the team who do a fantastic job. That said, most people who are given media credentials […]

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Peter Chiarelli and Salary Cap Mismanagement

“I can’t sign everybody” This is the hill Peter Chiarelli is destined to die on as the Bruins start to gear up for training camp. It is true – you can’t sign everybody anymore. The NHL put a salary cap in place so Jeremy Jacobs would fucking sign someone teams couldn’t spend millions upon billions upon […]

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