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For the Love of Buddha…Bruins Win!

In what can only be described as a bizarre month for Boston, the B’s limped into Saturday’s matchup against the Senators with a not-so-sparkling 6-6 record.  Zdeno Chara…out.  Torey Krug…out.  David Krejci – he of his own early season injury issues – was a last minute scratch and ‘replaced’ by Chris Kelly on the top […]

RECAP: Hibernation starts at 3-1. Bruins Lose.

Yikes. Ugly way to end 2013. Bruins were up 3-1 after scoring two goals in 25 seconds and then decided they had played enough hockey this year and called it a night. Then the Islanders scored. And then scored. And then scored. And then scored again. Four unanswered goals for a 5-3 win. Bruins were […]

Injury Iceberg: Seids and Yeti don’t travel, Johnson & Warsofsky recalled

The injury ninja strikes again. Dennis Seidenberg is out with a knee injury. It's not bad enough for surgery, it's being said, but bad enough he'll be out for a little bit. Sprained knee, maybe??? Also, Carl Soderberg is out with concussion-like symptoms, according to Carl Soderberg (concussion-like symptoms) didn't travel. No clarity yet […]

WINNER! WINNER! Your Bruins Watch Winner

Our raffle contest for the Bruins watch is completed. In total, there were 3,100+ entries for the watch and we were very happy with the response. We let rafflecopter pick the winner and it chose:  JOE MASON Joe, we will be sending you an email for your shipping information. Congrats Joe and thanks to everyone […]

Niklas Svedberg Recalled From Providence

Today the Bruins made a choice that no one saw coming, they've recalled Niklas Svedberg from Providence. Here's the stranghe thing about it: No one knows why.  Normally when a player is called up on an emergency basis, it is made known that it is on an emergency basis. The email I recevied from Bruins […]

Bettman upholds Thornton suspension

This comes as no surprised, but Gary Bettman has upheld Shawn Thornton's 15 game suspension. Honestly, we don't think Bettman will ever go against Shanahan on these things. You can read Bettman's full appeal ruling here. Here are some highlights: NHLPA/Thornton never tried saying what Thornton did was ok. They were just appealing the number […]

Don’t look now but the Bruins have the NHL’s 5th best Power Play

Unlike the cake, the headline is not a lie. The Boston Bruins… yes those Boston Bruins have the NHL's 5th best power play unit.  I know, I didn't believe it either, but take a look: Somewhere Geoff Ward is rubbing one off while shitting on photos of us. The unit is finally working. The Bruins haven't […]

AHL Star Marchand Dazzles in NHL Debut. BRUINS LOSE.

Despite the loss, we were REALLY impressed with the new guy Brad Marchand. Two goals in his first game of the season was pretty impressive. Huh? He's… been on the team? Same Marchand from last year and the year before? Get outta here. Really!?  Hell of a game by the kid. Hopefully this is the […]

Giveaway: Boston Bruins Stainless Steel Watch

The guys at Serious Sports TV are the best. They recently came to us and wanted to give away a Bruins Stainless Steel Watch for one of our readers. This is a men's watch, but everyone is welcome to enter. The watch has never been worn, obviously, and may slightly differ from the picture above […]

35. Boston Bruins at Buffalo Sabres. Buffalo To Be Re-Named The “Can’t Score” City

The Buffalo Sabres organization is a dumpster fire. No, wait, the Buffalo Sabres are a prom night abortion in a dumpster that's on fire. That's probably the best way to describe the way the organization has been constructed, destructed, infected, neglected, inspected and all kinds of different things. Think about it. As early as 2009, […]

Chara Mad! CHARA SMASH! Bruins Win!

Last night, the Bruins and Flames staged a retelling of one of many shitty stories from some religious book, David and Goliath. The lowly Flames, or David, decided it was a good idea to throw sticks at the eyes of an angry giant, or Chara. But unlike that silly fable, David was not victorious. No, […]

34. Calgary Flames at Proviston Bruins. Injuries For All!

Man, the Bruins are dropping like flies. In case you missed the news, Dan Paille was diagnosed with "concussion like symptoms", which basically means he has a concussion but no one is calling it a concussion because calling it a concussion means you need to go through concussion protocol to get said player back from […]

Shawn Thornton Will Appeal Suspension

Shawn Thornton had until 4pm EST today to appeal the 15 game suspension the NHL handed down Saturday. It looks like that Thornton will go ahead and appeal said suspension.  Per a source close to Shawn Thornton, he's officially filed a written appeal of the 15 game suspension by the NHL.

Lucic: “Nobody will ever see me in downtown Vancouver ever again”

After Boston's 6-2 loss to the Canucks Saturday night, Milan Lucic went to a night club to destress after a bad day at the office. Shit went down, some bro-dude decided to prove himself  or something,  and there's video of the aftermath that surfaced on the Internet yesterday. After this morning's practice, the media had […]

VIDEO: Milan Lucic in the Aftermath of a Alleged Bar Altercation

So when you get your ass kicked in Vancouver 6-2, what do you do? What do you do? Cry about it? Nah man. You go out barhopping.  Or so was Milan Luic's train of thought, apparently, which is fine unless and you possibly get into a fight (maybe?). Here's video of the aftermath of the altercation: […]