Oh. My. GAWD. Never before had I even imagined that the Bruins would be struggling to get goals against the Toronto freaking Maple Leafs but here we are and that was the story of this game. I literally went through an entire roller coaster of emotion during this stupid game. At one point, all I […]
Only one more edition to go before the playoffs. Or, you know, the offseason. Your guess is as good as mine at this point.
As I live and breath, the 2014-15 Boston Bruins are in a playoff spot. Like, a real one too, not just a wild-card seed. Bruins showed a lot of [cliche redacted] in this game, coming from behind to beat a Detroit team currently doing their best Jimi Hendrix impression. Not the revolutionary guitar-playing part, the choking […]
Looks at title. Looks at standings. Holy shit it is actually possible. If the Bruins win in regulation tonight they will have the same point total and ROW as the Red Wings. So what’s that mean? That means the league then looks at the total number of points earned between the two teams in their matchup. If […]
So last night Celtics’ center and my basketball mancrush Kelly Olynyk accidentally disclosed that Dougie Hamilton has broken ribs. Here’s where the hypocrisy of the Boston media comes into play. Stanley Cup of Chowder’s Paul Wheeler wrote an amazing piece on the NHL using media as a weapon. It hit home so precisely that CSNNE’s […]
When the Panthers tied the game in the first you could see the Bruins get deflated. Like almost every game where they NEEDED to show up, they stopped playing. Then the second period happened and we wanted to punch our TV’s. The Bruins were letting yet another important two points slip away and we were […]
Considering the year the Bruins have had and how there have been so little bright spots this year for Boston, it shouldn’t be a huge surprise that David Pastrnak was named the 2014-2015 Seventh Player Award by the fans. Pastrnak has 25 points in 40 games played this season for the Bruins. Recent past recipients […]
A regulation win tonight would be fucking huge. It would essentially put the screws to Florida’s playoff hopes as the Panthers would need to make up 6 points in 5 remaining games. Of course that means Boston will go up 2-1 and they’ll take their foot off of the pedal and lose in a shootout. […]
I am so ill prepared for this recap you guys. I had assumed that I’d be recapping another epic loss and was fully prepared to drown my sorrows in sad gifs and angry ranting, but guess what? That’s right friends. The Bruins won the game today against the New York Rangers, giving them a nice, […]
For the first part of this recap, you need to get the tune of an old classic in your head: Now you may proceed. This was going way better before the Bruins blew it and killed my motivation. Bruins really needed a Win here in Suckberg. Need points to catch the Sens from some Duck […]
The NWHL, the National Women’s Hockey League, is slated to kick off next year. The league will comprise of four teams: The New York Riveters Buffalo Beauts Boston Pride Connecticut Whale From the fantastically talented
Sorry, I ran down the David Bowie rabbit hole so you’re going to have to bear with me. Well after what seemed like 50 games in 51 nights the Bruins were able to take a short break from their fisting. Now they’re back on the table, ass cheeks spread apart and ready for whatever the […]
The Bruins have purchased, received their license and driven the black and gold struggle bus into a barber pole striped wall. They now see themselves on the outside looking into the NHL playoffs as the Ottawa Senators strap on their rocket skates and zoom into 8th place. With nine games left on the schedule, Bruins […]
I mean… we all knew this was coming but doesn’t make it hurt less… Bruins are currently out of a playoff spot, too. Ottawa is a point up with a game in hand.
Though the Bruins are out of the playoffs as of last night, they face a much bigger challenge. The Hunger Games have come to Boston and during the Reaping, all of the Bruins players were named as players and shuffled into Districts by yours truly. Who will survive? How will everyone die? How long will […]