That Wet Fart Sound You Make With Your Mouth. Bruins Lose.

Support Days of Y’Orr on Patreon! With your support, we will be able to do Days of Y’Orr full time and leave our jobs! Wouldn’t that be the bee’s knees?   Me: The Bruins should be a playoff team. The Boston Bruins: Last night’s game was not pretty. Not pretty at all. It is definitely […]


21. Calgary Flames at Boston Bruins. Black Friday Special!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFmEYOnpEkc Welcome to the annual Black Friday game! I hope after you’re done curb-stomping people for televisions, filming fights vertically on your phone (you fucking monster) and watching grandmother’s throw hands over the NES Classic Edition, you’re ready to sit down and watch some (more) hockey! I’m not going to lie, the Bruins playing on […]


Turkey Comas Everywhere! Bruins Lose!

I’ll be honest with you guys, I didn’t get home until about 8 o’clock last night and the last thing I wanted to do was sit down, grab my notebook and write notes on the Bruins game. Yes, when I have the recap, I sit at my computer – stream the game illegally and take […]


Battle of the Ex. BRUINS LOSE.

Sometimes the story lines write themselves. New Bruin David Backes faced his former team, the St. Louis Blues, for the first time. Both sides down played it, but you know it’s an emotional day. This is one of those games that reminds us that sports are more than just entertainment. Sure, we use it at […]


Jerts Forget How To Big Boy Hockey: BRUINS WIN!!!!

Welly welly well, that was quite the game the Bruins won tonight if I do say so myself! That was just a bucket of stupid fun and I loved every minute of it. For some reason, as much as I do like the Jets, I always get a kick out of watching them fail miserably. […]


18. Winnipeg Jets at Boston Bruins. WinniPat Laines

Expect this preview to me shorter than most. My eyes are still dilated from the eye doctor (YAY, DIABETES) so I’m having some trouble focusing.  — I can’t stand the Winnipeg Jets and it is all because of the fans. I’ve made numerous comments about Jets fans in the past so I’m not going to […]


17: Bruins @ Wild: Skip the Ambien

The Minnesota Wild might be the most boring team in the NHL. I watched their game against the Flames the other night and I felt myself aging faster than the pace of that game. `Member how painful Bruins-Devils games were to watch a few years ago? Now realize that Scott Stevens is an assistant coach for […]


Alternative Hockey Media: Barn Magazine

This is not a paid promotional post. Barn Magazine and its creator, Pete, has not paid Days of Y’Orr or myself for this post. I am doing this because I believe in his magazine and believe DOY readers would enjoy it.  I am a big proponent of alternative media. I don’t believe, especially in hockey, […]


GameDay Preview 16: Kick’em Right In The Rocky Mountain Oysters

Those are bull testicles, in case you didn’t know. Happy Sunday!  5 games in seven days, isn’t this fun??  Last night the Bruins predictably beat the Coyotes, read all about it here. As was mentioned in yesterday’s preview, the Avalanche aren’t what you would call one of the elite teams in the league right now.  They […]


Coyotes Are So Effing Gross. BRUINS WIN!!!

Tonight the Bruins beat the Phoenizona Coyotes 2-1 at some rink in the desert. I have this bad habit of forgetting about certain teams in the NHL and the Coyotes are absolutely one of them. Every time I think of them I can’t seem to recall a single player on their team off the top […]


GameDay Preview 15: Desert or Dessert?

Bruins go all Bear Grylls (get it?!?! BEAR!!) tonight and head to the harsh desert to take on the Phoenix Arizona Coyotes.  The arid wasteland in Arizona is a perfect fit for a team that manages to be in last place in a division that also has Calgary AND Vancouver.  ‘Member when people thought Phoenix Arizona was going  to be […]


14: Blue Jackets @ Bruins: Snarky Title Here

Listen, I’m still not really in the mood to make my stupid hockey jokes. I really want to go back to a time where my biggest fear was a Kevan Miller/Adam McQuaid top pairing. If you want to make a difference, find an organization ready to help people fight the hatred they’ll be facing for […]