52. New York Islanders at Boston Bruins.

Oh man, I’m sorry for the lack of gameday previews. If you didn’t catch my big announcement, you can here. So the Bruins start a three game home stand tonight with the Islanders. The Metropolitan Division leading New York Islanders. That still feels weird to say. In my lifetime, I don’t think the Islanders have […]


This Is The End, My Beautiful Friend.

This is the end, beautiful friend This is the end, my only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I’ll never look into your eyes, again – The Doors Okay, maybe that’s a little dramatic, but what better way to announce […]


Ten Things I Hate About Claude. Bruins Lose.

Fuck. Coming into tonight the Bruins were rolling harder than Lieutenant Dan going down a double black diamond on two hits of ecstasy. To the under-thirty crowd, ecstasy is what we used to call Molly. Same drug, different name. #MillenialProblems But then a game like tonight’s happens and takes the air out of the Bruins […]


Carl. Carl Wins!

Carl is fucking awesome!Everything is cool when Carl’s on your teamCarl is fucking awesome! And our pants are full of creamEverything is better when Carls are togetherSöderberg, Eriksson, side by side, win forever, let’s party foreverIn the weeds, we need Swedes, do the deeds, gonna sow some victory seeds!Carl is fucking awesome!Everything is cool when […]

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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week – January 30, 2015

That’s a bit of a misleading headline considering I’ve skipped roughly the past three weeks because I’m lazy as balls and sometimes I like to pretend I have better things to do. Anywho, we back in this bitch…and we back strong. Oh, and someone handed out their midseason report cards! And he really tipped the […]

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Malcolm Subban recalled, Svedberg sent to Providence for conditioning

Spark the Svedberg trade rumors. He’s just been sent down to Providence and Malcolm Subban recalled to Boston. Svedberg has appeared in 12 games with Boston this season, earning a 5-5-0 record with two shutouts, while posting a 2.22 goals against average and .922 save percentage.  In total, the 25-year-old has competed in 13 games […]

Bruins-Kings an important game for second-half momentum

The Los Angeles Kings and Boston Bruins were a popular pick for the Stanley Cup Finals this season. The Kings are coming off one of the best runs in hockey history, while the Bruins are a perennial Eastern Conference contender. This matchup is going to be a marquee contest, especially in net. Jonathan Quick is […]


49. Boston Bruins at New York Islanders. Snow, bruh.

My whole body is sore after 7-8 accumulated hours of shoveling. The plus side is I was basically able to power through Season 4 and a third of Season 5 of Parks and Rec with my couple of days off. In all honesty, it feels like I’m writing the first preview of the year again. […]


It’s Official: Boston Bruins back in the Winter Classic

We’ve been asking for this match-up for years and we’re finally getting it — Bruins-Habs in the Winter Classic at Gillette Stadium. Sorry… this went off the rail fast… The Bruins are running a #BackOutdoors contest, too, where you can win tix to the game.


Rocky Mountain Hi Jarome! Bruins LOSE.

Well, that was certainly a fun trip.  After besting former teammate Tyler Seguin last night in Dallas, the second half of the back-to-back brought the Bruins into Denver to face yet another former teammate in Jarome Iginla in what was the final game before the All-Star break.  Despite the recent loss against Columbus, the win […]


48. Boston Bruins at Colorado Avalanche. I’ll Always Love You Chocobear.

If you don’t get the reference in the title than shame on you. For all you newbies, I’ve had a disgusting mancrush on Jarome Iginla since the 2004 season when he took the Flames to the Cup Finals. He’s the reason why I call the Flames my Western Conference team. I have one Penguins jersey […]


Revisiting The Tyler Seguin Trade To Dallas

After last night’s win, I think this is the proper time to re-visit the Tyler Seguin tra…. Well I mean But what if I just… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLo9DV9sQzI Can you just allow me to… FINE.


47. Boston Bruins at Dallas Stars. [NAME REDACTED] Trade.

The Bruins are playing the Stars. The Stars have a guy named Tyler Seguin. Tyler Seguin used to play for the Bruins. He was traded to Dallas. I am sick. I feel like shit. Fuck you, watch hockey. Know Your Enemy Boston Bruins Live Stream Puck Drop: 8:30pm EST LIVE STREAM Gameday Image/Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TphEh0Qgv0  


You Can’t Win ‘Em All – Even Against Columbus. Bruins LOSE!

It was less than a month ago on December 27th that the Bruins played Columbus in a game that allowed Boston to more or less hit rock bottom.  It wasn’t the 6-2 blowout loss in and of itself that was so bad.  Losses – even lopsided ones – happen to even the best teams in […]


VIDEO: Two game suspension for Brad Marchand for slew footing

The verdict is in and Brad Marchand has been suspended two games for his slew footing in last night’s game. Fucking stupid, stupid, stupid Brad. The Bruins are finally on a winning streak and Marchand pulls this crap. Still not sure how Edwards and Brick thought this wasn’t a slew foot. This is a classic […]