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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week – February 20, 2015

What’s up, trashboys? It’s been a while since I’ve actually done my one job on the site and posted this feature but, alas, it’s back. This has to be one of the worst collections yet, but I guess that’s what happens when you skip a bunch of weeks and the team looks like “Disney Presents: […]

A Look ahead to Bruins tickets for this week

The Boston Bruins need a jolt into their lineup after losing four in a row and five of their last six after Monday’s overtime night defeat to the Calgary Flames. They’re hoping the jolt will come from the call up of rookie goaltender Malcolm Subban from Providence of the AHL. Subban is expected to make […]

Andrew Ference’s Friendship With Young Fan Documented In Terrific SportsNet Feature

In case you guys may have missed it, SportsNet aired this fantastic feature on Andrew Ference and his lasting relationship with a young fan battling a life-threatening disease. Obviously, everyone around here already knows that Ference is a great guy who was deeply connected to the Boston community, but seeing stuff like this is always pretty amazing.

Miss you, Captain Planet :(

[h/t @JamesDos3]


57. Boston Bruins at Edmonton Oilers.

I’ve watched the Bruins choke wins away so much this year you’d think they were creating a demo reel for kink porn. So the Bruins Twitter, media and puck huffers will sell you bullshit like this:


Bruins Should Be Sellers, Not Buyers or Renters, At Trade Deadline

With only a few weeks to go until the NHL trade deadline and the Bruins desperately trying to hold onto the East’s eighth and final playoff spot, the clock is ticking for Boston’s front office to make some tough decisions. For the past several years, the Bruins have been clear buyers, as is usually the […]

Friday the 13th President

They Love Me, They Love Me Not. Bruins LOSE

There really isn’t much to say about tonight’s contest against Vancouver.  It’s never good to have to start arguably the most important road trip of the season after jetting all the way across the continent for a night game on a Friday the 13th.  Not to mention, it’s also Valentine’s Day AND President’s Day weekend, […]

DOY Crowdfunding Photo 2

Brother, can you spare 10,000 dimes??

Are you familiar with Kickstarter?  How about GoFundMe?  As a user of social media, surely you’ve noticed the increase in popularity of these sites and others like them.  Sites whose sole purpose is to allow folks to beg for money for a variety of reasons.  These reasons run the gamut from the serious (house fire, […]

Loui Bruins Snow

The game must go on: Bruins-Stars to play as scheduled

With the MBTA incapacitated again, a lot of people predicted that tonight’s Bruins-Stars game would be PPD. But that’s not the case. The game will be played as expected, From the Bruins: NHL has advised that due to scheduling issues that don’t allow for an alternate date, Stars-Bruins will be played tonight as scheduled. TD Garden asks that […]

Paille Meme

Glass Half Full: No More Habs. Bruins LOSE!

‘Major League’ remains one of the greatest sports movies of all time more than twenty five years after it was released.  Even though it’s somewhat cliched and predictable, most folks have seen and enjoyed this tale of a ragtag bunch of players whose sole purpose is to play horribly enough to warrant their bitchy owner […]


52. New York Islanders at Boston Bruins.

Oh man, I’m sorry for the lack of gameday previews. If you didn’t catch my big announcement, you can here. So the Bruins start a three game home stand tonight with the Islanders. The Metropolitan Division leading New York Islanders. That still feels weird to say. In my lifetime, I don’t think the Islanders have […]


This Is The End, My Beautiful Friend.

This is the end, beautiful friend This is the end, my only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I’ll never look into your eyes, again – The Doors Okay, maybe that’s a little dramatic, but what better way to announce […]


Ten Things I Hate About Claude. Bruins Lose.

Fuck. Coming into tonight the Bruins were rolling harder than Lieutenant Dan going down a double black diamond on two hits of ecstasy. To the under-thirty crowd, ecstasy is what we used to call Molly. Same drug, different name. #MillenialProblems But then a game like tonight’s happens and takes the air out of the Bruins […]


Carl. Carl Wins!

Carl is fucking awesome!Everything is cool when Carl’s on your teamCarl is fucking awesome! And our pants are full of creamEverything is better when Carls are togetherSöderberg, Eriksson, side by side, win forever, let’s party foreverIn the weeds, we need Swedes, do the deeds, gonna sow some victory seeds!Carl is fucking awesome!Everything is cool when […]

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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week – January 30, 2015

That’s a bit of a misleading headline considering I’ve skipped roughly the past three weeks because I’m lazy as balls and sometimes I like to pretend I have better things to do. Anywho, we back in this bitch…and we back strong. Oh, and someone handed out their midseason report cards! And he really tipped the […]