Jerts Forget How To Big Boy Hockey: BRUINS WIN!!!!

Welly welly well, that was quite the game the Bruins won tonight if I do say so myself! That was just a bucket of stupid fun and I loved every minute of it. For some reason, as much as I do like the Jets, I always get a kick out of watching them fail miserably. […]


18. Winnipeg Jets at Boston Bruins. WinniPat Laines

Expect this preview to me shorter than most. My eyes are still dilated from the eye doctor (YAY, DIABETES) so I’m having some trouble focusing.  — I can’t stand the Winnipeg Jets and it is all because of the fans. I’ve made numerous comments about Jets fans in the past so I’m not going to […]


17: Bruins @ Wild: Skip the Ambien

The Minnesota Wild might be the most boring team in the NHL. I watched their game against the Flames the other night and I felt myself aging faster than the pace of that game. `Member how painful Bruins-Devils games were to watch a few years ago? Now realize that Scott Stevens is an assistant coach for […]


Alternative Hockey Media: Barn Magazine

This is not a paid promotional post. Barn Magazine and its creator, Pete, has not paid Days of Y’Orr or myself for this post. I am doing this because I believe in his magazine and believe DOY readers would enjoy it.  I am a big proponent of alternative media. I don’t believe, especially in hockey, […]


GameDay Preview 16: Kick’em Right In The Rocky Mountain Oysters

Those are bull testicles, in case you didn’t know. Happy Sunday!  5 games in seven days, isn’t this fun??  Last night the Bruins predictably beat the Coyotes, read all about it here. As was mentioned in yesterday’s preview, the Avalanche aren’t what you would call one of the elite teams in the league right now.  They […]


Coyotes Are So Effing Gross. BRUINS WIN!!!

Tonight the Bruins beat the Phoenizona Coyotes 2-1 at some rink in the desert. I have this bad habit of forgetting about certain teams in the NHL and the Coyotes are absolutely one of them. Every time I think of them I can’t seem to recall a single player on their team off the top […]


GameDay Preview 15: Desert or Dessert?

Bruins go all Bear Grylls (get it?!?! BEAR!!) tonight and head to the harsh desert to take on the Phoenix Arizona Coyotes.  The arid wasteland in Arizona is a perfect fit for a team that manages to be in last place in a division that also has Calgary AND Vancouver.  ‘Member when people thought Phoenix Arizona was going  to be […]


14: Blue Jackets @ Bruins: Snarky Title Here

Listen, I’m still not really in the mood to make my stupid hockey jokes. I really want to go back to a time where my biggest fear was a Kevan Miller/Adam McQuaid top pairing. If you want to make a difference, find an organization ready to help people fight the hatred they’ll be facing for […]


Montreal Is Such A Turd Farm. BRUINS LOSE.

Tonight the Bruins lost 3-2 to the Montreal Canadiens but more importantly how are you all holding up? Are you all doing okay? Are you drunk yet? I sincerely hope you’re all okay at the end of this election night. I really really do. But, alas, we have hockey to talk about so let’s get to […]


13. Boston Bruins at Montreal Canadiens. GO OUT AND VOTE!

I actually hate the phrase “Make _ _ Great Again”, but holy shit if this isn’t perfect, I don’t know what is. Support Days of Y’Orr on patreon.    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! Before I actually get into the sweet, sweet hockey takes – I want to urge all of our American readers who are registered […]


Buffalo: The Gift That Keeps On Giving. BRUINS WIN.

Regular readers of DOY know how much we loathe Buffalo, so a dominant win like this against those chumps feels extra, extra good. Not only did the Bruins win at home, they scored MULTIPLE power play goals. It truly is the end of times. After an embarrassing loss to the Rangers, the Bruins knew some […]


12: Sabres @ Bruins. Broken Home by Papa Roach

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but the Bruins are atrocious at the TD Garden. After posting a 17-18-6 record at home last year, they’ve started this season at a blistering 1-3-0 pace. Things are so bad at home DCF needs to be called in to remove the kids for their own safety.   The […]