It’s Over.

Tonight the Penguins won themselves a nice playoff spot and knocked the Bruins out. The Bruins went on to lose their game versus Tampa Bay in the shootout which is a pretty fitting end to this season really. I am at a loss for what to say right now. I don’t want to rage on […]


82. Lightning vs. Bruins — Do or Die Time

It’s simple. Bruins win and Senators lose in regulation, Boston’s in. OR Bruins win and Penguins lose in regulation, Boston’s in. OR Bruins win in regulation or OT and Sens lose in regulation, Boston’s in. OR Bruins win in regulation or OT and Pens lose, Boston’s in. If Boston loses at all, they’re out. If […]


“Asante sana Squash banana, wewe nugu mimi hapana”

The loss to the Florida Panthers was devastating to Bruins captain Zdeno Chara. Nothing seemed to make sense anymore. The team he once knew, the team he once hoisted a Stanley Cup with, was gone. While some of the players remained, their spirit has changed. The fight they once had, punched out. Their fire, exhausted. […]


81. Boston Bruins at Florida Panthers. Line Abominations Ahoy?

Is Claude Julien going to mismatch these lines so much they resemble the “leftovers” bin at the abortion clinic? For a team that was really clicking before last night’s game, Claude panicked. There’s nothing you could really say to justify why Claude changed the lines as drastically as he did, including breaking up his best […]


80. Boston Bruins at Washington Holtbys.

The Bruins cannot solve the Braden Holtby. On March 15, in Washington, Holtby shut the Bruins out. You can make the case that the Bruins were playing their third game in four days, but that isn’t the only time Holtby has shut these guys out. Earlier this season, in October, Holtby shut the Bruins out […]


Trading Marc Savard And Why It Makes Sense.

“Money for nothin’ and chicks for free.”  Ah Dire Straits, never become irrelevant. From Nichols On Hockey: Elliotte Friedman was on Calgary’s Sportsnet 960 on Monday morning. On the Boston Bruins: “One of the things they’re looking at is trading Marc Savard. Now, for those of you who are unfamiliar, Marc Savard is never going […]


Heart Attack Sandwich – BRUINS WIN!

Oh. My. GAWD. Never before had I even imagined that the Bruins would be struggling to get goals against the Toronto freaking Maple Leafs but here we are and that was the story of this game. I literally went through an entire roller coaster of emotion during this stupid game. At one point, all I […]


Trot Mess. Bruins Win!

As I live and breath, the 2014-15 Boston Bruins are in a playoff spot. Like, a real one too, not just a wild-card seed. Bruins showed a lot of [cliche redacted] in this game, coming from behind to beat a Detroit team currently doing their best Jimi Hendrix impression. Not the revolutionary guitar-playing part, the choking […]


78. Boston Bruins at Detroit Red Wings. Wait, 3rd in the Atlantic?

Looks at title. Looks at standings. Holy shit it is actually possible. If the Bruins win in regulation tonight they will have the same point total and ROW as the Red Wings. So what’s that mean? That means the league then looks at the total number of points earned between the two teams in their matchup. If […]


Dougie Hamilton Has Broken Ribs per Celtics’ Kelly Olynyk

So last night Celtics’ center and my basketball mancrush Kelly Olynyk accidentally disclosed that Dougie Hamilton has broken ribs. Here’s where the hypocrisy of the Boston media comes into play. Stanley Cup of Chowder’s Paul Wheeler wrote an amazing piece on the NHL using media as a weapon. It hit home so precisely that CSNNE’s […]