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17: Bruins @ Wild: Skip the Ambien

The Minnesota Wild might be the most boring team in the NHL. I watched their game against the Flames the other night and I felt myself aging faster than the pace of that game. `Member how painful Bruins-Devils games were to watch a few years ago? Now realize that Scott Stevens is an assistant coach for […]

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Alternative Hockey Media: Barn Magazine

This is not a paid promotional post. Barn Magazine and its creator, Pete, has not paid Days of Y’Orr or myself for this post. I am doing this because I believe in his magazine and believe DOY readers would enjoy it.  I am a big proponent of alternative media. I don’t believe, especially in hockey, […]

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GameDay Preview 16: Kick’em Right In The Rocky Mountain Oysters

Those are bull testicles, in case you didn’t know. Happy Sunday!  5 games in seven days, isn’t this fun??  Last night the Bruins predictably beat the Coyotes, read all about it here. As was mentioned in yesterday’s preview, the Avalanche aren’t what you would call one of the elite teams in the league right now.  They […]

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Coyotes Are So Effing Gross. BRUINS WIN!!!

Tonight the Bruins beat the Phoenizona Coyotes 2-1 at some rink in the desert. I have this bad habit of forgetting about certain teams in the NHL and the Coyotes are absolutely one of them. Every time I think of them I can’t seem to recall a single player on their team off the top […]

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GameDay Preview 15: Desert or Dessert?

Bruins go all Bear Grylls (get it?!?! BEAR!!) tonight and head to the harsh desert to take on the Phoenix Arizona Coyotes.  The arid wasteland in Arizona is a perfect fit for a team that manages to be in last place in a division that also has Calgary AND Vancouver.  ‘Member when people thought Phoenix Arizona was going  to be […]

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14: Blue Jackets @ Bruins: Snarky Title Here

Listen, I’m still not really in the mood to make my stupid hockey jokes. I really want to go back to a time where my biggest fear was a Kevan Miller/Adam McQuaid top pairing. If you want to make a difference, find an organization ready to help people fight the hatred they’ll be facing for […]

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Montreal Is Such A Turd Farm. BRUINS LOSE.

Tonight the Bruins lost 3-2 to the Montreal Canadiens but more importantly how are you all holding up? Are you all doing okay? Are you drunk yet? I sincerely hope you’re all okay at the end of this election night. I really really do. But, alas, we have hockey to talk about so let’s get to […]

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13. Boston Bruins at Montreal Canadiens. GO OUT AND VOTE!

I actually hate the phrase “Make _ _ Great Again”, but holy shit if this isn’t perfect, I don’t know what is. Support Days of Y’Orr on patreon.    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! Before I actually get into the sweet, sweet hockey takes – I want to urge all of our American readers who are registered […]

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Buffalo: The Gift That Keeps On Giving. BRUINS WIN.

Regular readers of DOY know how much we loathe Buffalo, so a dominant win like this against those chumps feels extra, extra good. Not only did the Bruins win at home, they scored MULTIPLE power play goals. It truly is the end of times. After an embarrassing loss to the Rangers, the Bruins knew some […]

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12: Sabres @ Bruins. Broken Home by Papa Roach

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but the Bruins are atrocious at the TD Garden. After posting a 17-18-6 record at home last year, they’ve started this season at a blistering 1-3-0 pace. Things are so bad at home DCF needs to be called in to remove the kids for their own safety.   The […]

GameDay Preview 11. Ranger Danger

UHG…YOU AGAIN! It was only 10 days ago when the Rangers took their turn plowing on the nickel hooker that was the back of the Bruins’ net, which rounded out a nice little losing streak for our heroes in black and gold.  Since then, the Bruins have played in three divisional games and won them all. […]

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Wait, Jimmy Hayes Did It?! BRUINS WIN!

Tampa Bay hasn’t had the start to the season they’ve wanted, but we all know how good they are. They are the class of the Eastern Conference. They are what other teams wish they were: deep at forward, defense and in goal. If the Bruins lost this game, you wouldn’t even be that disappointed. Tampa […]

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10: Bruins @ Lightning. Let’s Talk About Rask, Baby.

Before we get started, let’s get one thing clear. The Tampa Bay Lightning are going to win the Stanley Cup this year. Top to bottom, they are the most complete team in the league and can beat you in so many ways. They have serious depth up front, an incredible blue line, a goaltending tandem most […]

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Trade Tuukka? Trade Carlo? Bitch plz. BRUINS WIN!

Goddammit Tuukka Rask. How are we supposed to take these idiots seriously when they talk about trading you when you go out and do what you did again tonight? Think of their feelings, dear Tuukka. Their poor little sad hearts must just ache when they see you make glorious saves as you did this evening. […]

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