Boston Bruins' Brad Marchand (63) celebrates his NHL hockey game-winning goal with teammate Patrice Bergeron (37) during the overtime session against the  Buffalo Sabres Thursday, Oct., 30, 2014, in  Buffalo , N.Y. Boston won 3-2. (AP Photo/Gary Wiepert)

A Look At Boston’s Offensive Troubles

The Boston Bruins have done a complete 180° from the team we watched in 2015-2016. Last season, the Bruins scored at will but had troubles keeping pucks out of their own net (and zone, it isn’t all just a goaltending problem). This year, the Bruins are doing an admirable job of keeping the puck out […]

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The Optional Skate EP 14: The Little Birds of Boston

Welcome to The Optional Skate EP 14: The Little Birds of Boston! Greg, Jon and Robb are back to talk about the Bruins goaltending woes. Wait, what? YES! The Bruins are getting horrible contributions from their backup goaltending. Anton Khudobin is 1-5-1 with a 3.06 GAA and a .918 SV%. Speaking of horrible contributions: Twitter! The […]

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We All Need A Bergeron Like This. BRUINS WIN!!!

I feel like I just recapped a game like this a few days ago. Boston versus Buffalo? Bruins win? Bergeron scores? This ringing a bell for anyone else? Anyway, the Bruins won this afternoon against the Sabres in one of those ugly hellish home and home situations. I’m just glad they managed to walk away […]

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Spoonfed Goodness. BRUINS WIN!!!

Within the first two minutes of the game last night the Sabres managed to score their first goal of the evening and I was prepared to have to recap an epic loss which was killing my actual soul because the Sabres are wet garbage and I hate them. However, the Bruins managed to get their […]

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38: Bruins @ Sabres. Pull up. PULL UP.

Before we can take this shit year out behind the shed and Old Yeller it, there’s the tiny matter of the home-and-home with Buffalo. The Bruins’ are in a slightly-less-than-controlled tailspin of late, going 3-5-2 in their last 10. December started so promising for the team, who opened the month with 3 straight victories. Since then, […]

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Psh. 13 Is An Unlucky Number Anyways. BRUINS LOSE!

Well.  That happened. I wasn’t ready for this game.  My stomach and liver are still recovering from the holidays, and some jerk blew dust in my eyes immediately after I heard about Carrie Fisher.  Obviously the Bruins were going through some similar issues, if not then they obviously did not show up to play early against […]

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Preview 37: Boston Bruins at Columbus Blue Jackets. That Fucking Cannon.

What a real kick in the teeth when coming back from your mandated holiday break. Instead of coming back to a broken spoke like Colorado or the Islanders, the Bruins have to fly out to Columbus and take on a god damn wagon. The Blue Jackets are the hottest team in the NHL right now. […]

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Deck The Garden. BRUINS LOSE.

Deck the Garden with the Bruins, Fa la la la la la la la! McQuaid’s out there, please don’t ruin, Fa la la la la la la la! Praise to Bobby, we have Bergy, Fa la la la la la la la! Shoot it often, score real early, Fa la la la la la la la! Holy shit, Marchand’s amazing, Fa […]

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36. Bruins At Hurricanes. SO MUCH WRAPPING TO DO

Yeah, if you’re anything like me and celebrate any gift-giving holiday around this time of year, then you either still need to go shopping, do wrapping, or both.  If you’re nothing like me and have finished all of that shit… Ahem… anyways, the Bruins have a quick turnaround after a solid win last night and […]

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A Happy Life Day To All. BRUINS WIN!

I was torn tonight.  On one hand, Bruins were on, Vatrano was playing, and Boston had the chance to either gain a little ground on Florida, or fall out of a playoff spot.  On the other hand, I just found the USB drive I have with a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special, and […]

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35: Bruins @ Panthers. Kill me pls.

Be forewarned, I’ve had that death sentence of a stomach bug lately, so this preview will be just like the last 48 hours of my life: don’t expect anything too solid out of me. When the Bruins last played the Panthers on December 5th, they were knocking on Ottawa’s back door for 2nd in the […]

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Jimmy Hayes 2.0 Is My Homeboy. BRUINS LOSE

Just hit play on the video below because I feel it speaks to the Bruins loss to the Islanders in so many ways. Are we all sufficiently grumpy and irritated now? Okay, good. The Bruins lost 4-2 to the New York Islanders last night and to be honest I’m not surprised as this year the […]

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34. Islanders at Bruins. Trust The Gorton’s Fisherman

Oh Islanders, what happened to you? After a rough stretch, you were heading in the right direction.  You drafted a stud in Little Johnny Tavares, had three playoff appearances in four years, made it to the 2nd round last year. Now? Woof. That is some unsavory company you’re keeping there Islanders.  Your mother and I […]

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Welcome To The Madness. BRUINS WIN!

Welcome to Bizarro World, my friends. I advise you keep your arms inside the cart at all times as we journey through the weird little game the Bruins managed to win this afternoon versus the LA Kings. One thing you should know about this game before we proceed any further is that there was only […]

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