How Much Does a Goal Cost?

Despite a recent uptick in production, the Bruins’ offense remains woefully inept. They sit at 21st in the league in Goals For per Game with 2.59, only besting the dregs of the league. In years past, they could probably get away with that kind of output, but this year’s defensive effort has been middle-of-the-road at best. All […]


Bruins recall Matt Lindblad

With Bergy & Lucic DTD and Fraser claimed off waivers, Bruins are turning to Matt Lindblad for help. Here. We. Go.


No Mo Fro-Yo: Oilers Claim Matt Fraser Off Waivers

The hits keep on coming for Boston. No Bergeron or Lucic tonight as they’re DTD, and now Matt Fraser is packing his bags to head to Edmonton. Fraser was part of the Seguin deal, so right now we’re looking at Seguin for Smith, Morrow & Eriksson. That deal just gets worse and worse over time. […]


Unlike Jack Edwards, I’m Speechless. Bruins LOSE!

Welcome back, everyone.  I’m sincerely hoping that you and yours had a joyous and memorable holiday for all of the right reasons.   The Bruins entered the Christmas break on a very modest two game winning streak.  I emphasize just how modest due to the fact that those wins came in OT against Buffalo and […]


The Night Before The Night Before Christmas. BRUINS WIN!

(Jon’s note: I made excessive use of slant rhyme. Suck it.)   ‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas And all through TD Garden, Bruins players and fans begged Rinne for a pardon. For the Bruins have so much trouble scoring And watching them get shutout by Pekka would be boring. “I’ll give you […]


35. Nashville Predators at Boston Bruins. Twas The Night Before The Break.

Twas the night before the break and all through the Garden, The zamboni was filled, the ice start to harden, The jerseys were hung in the lockers with care, In hopes that the Predators soon would be there. Brad Marchand was nestled and eating some bread While Pekka Rinne saves danced in his head. And Loui […]

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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week – Dec. 22, 2014

I got swamped last week and had to push back last week’s Bruins Comments until after the weekend, but I promised that it would include some extra awfulness to make it worth the wait. It seems like all the Broonz morons went a little wild with the extra few days because, in my opinion, this […]


DOY Haiku Hour. Bruins Win!

    Big Year Dougie H Marks the contest’s first tally Powerplay hammer   Still no goals for Matt “Gionta, taste my pain, bitch!” Goodnight, Bartkowski   Andrej Meszaros Scored a motherfucking goal Andrej Meszaros   Freakish deflection Buffalo is in the lead Fuck this shit to death   But wait, what is this? Chris Kelly plays […]

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No defensemen? No problem! Bruins LOSE!

The Winnipeg Jets are not that good.   While their record suggested otherwise coming into Friday night’s affair at the MTS Centre (the second ‘e’ is silently Canadian), the Bruins are a better hockey club in every facet of the game.  And yes, every facet includes overall skill.  I’ll gladly take a roster with Bergeron, […]


“It’s The Most Frustrating Time of the Year” – A DOY Musical Number

Set to the tune of “It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year”, obviously.  From the producers of “My Mumps”, the smash hit “Do You Want To Eat A Salad” featuring Milan Lucic and David Krejci and the number one single “Kiss the Girl (Harrison Mooney Remix)” comes a new holiday single. It’s The Most […]


32. Boston Bruins at Minnesota Wild. We’re Going Back To Back, Jack!

Ah, the dreaded back to back. If you’re looking for a beacon of light it is that the Bruins don’t end a back to back against the Canadiens. That’s something right? RIGHT?! In reality the Bruins are playing the Western Conference versions of themselves. The Wild have been struggling with injuries and now it looks […]

Boston Bruins week ahead

The Boston Bruin will look to better a record of 16-13-3 this week, as captain Zdeno Chara makes his return after missing 19 games. Going 11-7-1 without the 6’9’’ defender, the Bruins currently sit in 5th of the Eastern Conference Atlantic Division with 35 points. Boston has struggled so far this season on the offensive end of the ice, […]

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There’s a tear, in my Nyquil…Bruins LOSE!

Last week, after thirty eight years and some change, I got to attend my very first Bruins game in Boston.  No, that doesn’t make me any less of a fan.  In fact, seeing them in the Garden for the first time brought to five the number of NHL cities in which I’ve seen the Bruins […]


31. Boston Bruins at Nashville Predators. Now with 100% more twang!

No David Krejci tonight. Lucic-Kelly-Cunningham is a thing. Pekka Rinne. What a way to start a three game road trip. The Bruins are headed down to Nashville to play a goalie who is smoking hot. Rinne currently leads the NHL in GAA, SV% and wins. He’s single-handedly kept a Nashville team that is mediocre in […]