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Buffalo: The Gift That Keeps On Giving. BRUINS WIN.

Regular readers of DOY know how much we loathe Buffalo, so a dominant win like this against those chumps feels extra, extra good. Not only did the Bruins win at home, they scored MULTIPLE power play goals. It truly is the end of times. After an embarrassing loss to the Rangers, the Bruins knew some […]

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12: Sabres @ Bruins. Broken Home by Papa Roach

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but the Bruins are atrocious at the TD Garden. After posting a 17-18-6 record at home last year, they’ve started this season at a blistering 1-3-0 pace. Things are so bad at home DCF needs to be called in to remove the kids for their own safety.   The […]

GameDay Preview 11. Ranger Danger

UHG…YOU AGAIN! It was only 10 days ago when the Rangers took their turn plowing on the nickel hooker that was the back of the Bruins’ net, which rounded out a nice little losing streak for our heroes in black and gold.  Since then, the Bruins have played in three divisional games and won them all. […]

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Wait, Jimmy Hayes Did It?! BRUINS WIN!

Tampa Bay hasn’t had the start to the season they’ve wanted, but we all know how good they are. They are the class of the Eastern Conference. They are what other teams wish they were: deep at forward, defense and in goal. If the Bruins lost this game, you wouldn’t even be that disappointed. Tampa […]

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10: Bruins @ Lightning. Let’s Talk About Rask, Baby.

Before we get started, let’s get one thing clear. The Tampa Bay Lightning are going to win the Stanley Cup this year. Top to bottom, they are the most complete team in the league and can beat you in so many ways. They have serious depth up front, an incredible blue line, a goaltending tandem most […]

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Trade Tuukka? Trade Carlo? Bitch plz. BRUINS WIN!

Goddammit Tuukka Rask. How are we supposed to take these idiots seriously when they talk about trading you when you go out and do what you did again tonight? Think of their feelings, dear Tuukka. Their poor little sad hearts must just ache when they see you make glorious saves as you did this evening. […]

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9. Boston Bruins at Florida Panthers. The Florida Trip Beings!

Ah, the Florida trip. In previous years the Florida trip consisted of an automatic win and a really tough game against Tampa. Those days are seemingly gone after the Florida Panthers loaded up this offseason. In some weird twist of events, it is actually Roberto Luongo who may be Florida’s best player to start the […]

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THANK YOU BLESSED RASK. BRUINS WIN!

Tonight the Bruins welcomed back Tuukka Rask and won a game. They also ended some sort of winning streak that the Red Wings were on (I think?) so that’s even better really. This game was such a long, dull slog you guys. We went almost two whole periods without a single goal and then after […]

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GameDay Preview 8. First Game of Our Low-Carb, No Pasta Diet.

Let me guess… We have a divisional game tonight? -Yep Could too many early divisional losses have seeding implications down the line? -Most Likely Detroit is shattering expectations so far (well…at least mine, but then again I thought Florida was going to leading the division).  They’re 2nd in the division, coming in with 12 points in […]

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TWO. WHOLE. GAMES.

As of this morning, Precious Angel Child David Pastrnak has been suspended for two games by the Department of Player Safety.   Boston’s David Pastrnak suspended two games for an illegal check to the head on NY Rangers’ Dan Girardi. https://t.co/YhCC6CsWit — NHL Player Safety (@NHLPlayerSafety)

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Bruins Fans The Sky Is Not Falling…Yet

The past three games have been abysmal. I think we can all agree that the Boston Bruins we’ve watched for the past six days has played some of the worst hockey that a team can play. They’ve been beat in almost every aspect of hockey that one can think of, but I’m here to tell […]

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7. Bruins at Rangers. Everything Feels Bad…

Have we all washed the taste of that ugly defeat last night out of our mouths yet? No? Okay. I mean, today is a new day and tonight is a new game and the Bruins are in New York to take on the Rangers and…. Oh, who am I kidding? This team right now is […]

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David Backes Has Surgery. Another Day, Another Post About Injuries.

It is currently a day that ends in ‘y’ which means we’re back with more injury posts! If this trend continues, the Bruins should call up AMC and see if Bruins players could be extras in The Walking Dead. Also, give Milan Lucic the Glen treatment. This time we’re talking David Backes. The Bruins have announced: […]

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The Optional Skate Podcast EP9: Let’s Talk Tuukka Rask, The Season Begins

Ladies and gentlemen, good morning! It is Wednesday which means it is PODCAST DAY for those who do not support us on Patreon. (hold for applause) Remember, supporting Days of Y’Orr at the $10 tier will get you all of our podcasts days earlier than everyone else, which means you’ll get The Optional Skate and The Trash Cast on Fridays […]

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