Boston Bruins Trade For Brett Connolly From Tampa Bay

Early this morning, and we’re talking like 2am this morning, Peter Chiarelli and the Boston Bruins pulled off a trade that no one saw coming. The Bruins traded a 2015 second round pick and a 2016 second round pick to the Tampa Bay Lightning for upcoming restricted free agent Brett Connolly. The two picks the […]


Guest Recap. We Apologize for the Yelling. Bruins Win!

Editor’s note: Due to his actions on Twitter today, Days of Y’Orr General Manager, Patrice Purrgeron has suspended Marshall for one week. Unable to get Jon off the couch, we are being forced to use a guest writer tonight. We can’t legally use his real name, so for the purpose of a by-line, we bring you tonight’s […]


Rask Sick, Jeremy Smith Recalled to Boston

Man, apparently the only way Tuukka Rask can get a day off is if he gets sick. Probably saw “highlights” of his defense. So stepping into goal most likely will be Svedberg who hasn’t been great his last few outings (not that he’s gotten a ton of chances in 2015 either). And recalled to act […]


The P.E.T.E.R System

A lot of NHL General Managers have system in which they make trades. Some like to lowball at first. Some like to accept the first offer given. Some GMs go as far as creating their own system. Through a very “National Treasure” type of hunt, DOY GM Patrice Purrgeron has uncovered that Peter Chiarelli has […]

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61. Boston Bruins at New Jersey Devils. LLAMAS AND DRESSES!

I have resigned myself that Chris Stewart is going to be a Boston Bruin. This is why I believe that: Moves have already been made before the deadline with players that could improve the Boston Bruins. – Andrej Sekera, Carolina’s top 4 defenseman, was traded to the Kings for a first round pick that is conditioned […]


60. Vancouver Canucks at Boston Bruins. Righting The Ship?

OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! Ah, welcome to the age of the Internet. The Bruins were in a five game losing streak and you had people like me who were telling Chiarelli to blow up the team (and I still believe that) and you had people saying to relax. Then the Bruins go out and absolutely wax the Blackhawks […]


Tuukka Rask: Vezina Winner and Now an African Wasp

A newly discovered wasp from East Africa has been named after Tuukka Rask. The wasp, named Thaumatodryinus tuukkaraski, was found in the Teita Hills of Kenya by a team of entomologists which included Boston Bruins fan Robert S. Copeland. In the Acta Entomologica Musei Nationalis Pragae journal article Copeland said Tuukka’s “glove hand is as tenacious as the raptorial […]


The Boston Bruins and the term “Fire Sale”.

Ah, a fire sale. For those who aren’t “in the know” with what a fire sale, it is basically where a sport’s franchise sells off most of its pieces and basically blows up the team. Today in our Facebook group, a reader brought up the term fire sale which brought on a whole rash of […]


Curb Stomp. Bruins Win.

David Krejci out of the lineup today, so by proxy, so is Milan Lucic. Sure, he’s on the ice but is he really? The good news? RYAN SPOONER, BITCHES! I, for one, can’t wait for his 6 minutes of ice time while Greg Campbell starts running the point on the powerplay. Joking. I’m joking. HAHA.   […]

Bruins visit Windy City for rematch of 2013 Stanley Cup

Sunday, February 22nd brings together two teams that are familiar with each other even though they play in opposite conferences. The Chicago Blackhawks defeated the Boston Bruins in the 2013 Stanley Cup, something that fans from either sides don’t forget. The Bruins are fighting to hold onto their playoff position in the Eastern Conference as […]

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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week – February 20, 2015

What’s up, trashboys? It’s been a while since I’ve actually done my one job on the site and posted this feature but, alas, it’s back. This has to be one of the worst collections yet, but I guess that’s what happens when you skip a bunch of weeks and the team looks like “Disney Presents: […]

A Look ahead to Bruins tickets for this week

The Boston Bruins need a jolt into their lineup after losing four in a row and five of their last six after Monday’s overtime night defeat to the Calgary Flames. They’re hoping the jolt will come from the call up of rookie goaltender Malcolm Subban from Providence of the AHL. Subban is expected to make […]

Andrew Ference’s Friendship With Young Fan Documented In Terrific SportsNet Feature

In case you guys may have missed it, SportsNet aired this fantastic feature on Andrew Ference and his lasting relationship with a young fan battling a life-threatening disease. Obviously, everyone around here already knows that Ference is a great guy who was deeply connected to the Boston community, but seeing stuff like this is always pretty amazing.

Miss you, Captain Planet :(

[h/t @JamesDos3]


57. Boston Bruins at Edmonton Oilers.

I’ve watched the Bruins choke wins away so much this year you’d think they were creating a demo reel for kink porn. So the Bruins Twitter, media and puck huffers will sell you bullshit like this: