13. Ottawa Senators at Boston Bruins. The Quest For A Winning Record.

November 1st. Luckily, I didn’t play the Halloween 2014 drinking game, where you take a shot every time you see an Elsa. Because I would have taken 42 fucking shots. I’m so glad I have two sons and have never seen Frozen. Nothing but Batman and Lego Movie for us. More importantly, the putrid month of […]

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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week (Oct. 31, 2014)

Happy Halloween, everyone! Between the Bruins’ early season struggles and this year’s holiday falling on a Friday, it seems like the stars have aligned for the scariest edition of Worst Bruins Comments yet. Another quick rundown of what this is all about for those of you who don’t know: As you might have noticed, our bud Jim […]


The Single Most Offensive Post Ever Written. Bruins Win!

For those unaware, today’s gameday preview caused a bit of a stir. Someone who doesn’t normally read the site asked us to change the headline. At first, we declined. As expected, twitter reacted calmly and rationally. J/K, they totally lost it. Story of the day: people came to an offensive hockey blog, read something offensive, and […]


12. Boston Bruins at Buffalo Sabres. [OMG SUPER OFFENSIVE HEADLINE!]

Tonight’s game is the NHL’s version of Cartman’s ‘Crack Baby Athletic Association’. One baby, the Boston Bruins, has a crack addiction because they were unlucky. They were the unfortunate spawn of a whore and a well paid executive who likes to spunk in the back of cars. The other crack baby, the Buffalo Sabres, was […]


11. Minnesota Wild at Boston Bruins. Zach Attack Is Back Jack!

Minnesota seems like one of those weird, sneaky teams. You don’t really hear about them because they’re Minnesota. Their jerseys look like Christmas is always on its period and outside of throwing Scrooge McDuck’s vaults of coins at Zach Parise they haven’t really done anything with their franchise. Most people hear about the Wild because […]


10. Boston Bruins at Toronto Maple Leafs. The Drinking Game.

With Zdeno Chara out for the foreseeable future, we here at Days of Y’Orr have turned to heavy drinking. Well, heavier drinking for some of us. We figured we might as well have some fun with this cirrhosis inducing nightmare. Feel free to play along with us. Grab your alcoholic beverage of choice (21+ only), […]


It’s The Return. Days of Y’Orr Live. Wednesday 10/29 at 8 PM

After sitting around with one thumb up our asses, one thumb in our mouths, then switching thumbs, we’ve finally decided to bring back Days of Y’Orr Live. So next Wednesday, October 29th, at 8:00 PM EST, we’ll bring you the first live chat of the season. We have much to talk about including: – Zdeno […]

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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week (Oct. 24, 2014)

Hey turdmongers, so you might have noticed that we debuted a new feature last Friday: Worst Bruins Comments of the Week. If you didn’t get to check it out, you can do so here…but here’s a little recap of what it’s all about: As you might have noticed, our bud Jim Lyons started a Twitter account […]


Zach Trotman and/or Joe Morrow are your Chara replacements

Zdeno Chara being out the next 4-6 weeks is a Jimmy Murphy wetdream. Sadly, this is an awful thing for the Bruins. But reinforcements are on their way… or something… Yikes. As Marshall said in last night’s recap: “The drop-off after Chara and Hamilton is so steep three kids died trying to go sledding down it last winter.” […]

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Previewing the week ahead in Bruins tickets

Bruins GM Peter Chiarelli shocked many Bruins fans earlier in the month when he traded away veteran defenseman and fan favorite Johnny Boychuk before the season started. While the Bruins were likely to trade away an extra defenseman, few expected the team to deal Boychuk, who was one of their top four backliners. Today, it […]


Where’s the hard liquor? Chara Out 4-6 Weeks…

Fuuuuuuuck. Thiiiiiiiis. Seidenberg – Hamilton McQuaid – Krug Bartkowski - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So how long does Chiarelli wait until he overpays for a defenseman that’s 20x worse than Johnny Boychuk? Because we’re almost at that point.


9. New York Islanders at Boston Bruins. No Blowies Here.

If you came here expecting Boychuk blowies and handjos I am sorry to disappoint you. You can find enough Boychuk-ness around the Internet today that you don’t need another woe-is-the-Bruins post. It is a fucking game day and like it or not Boychuk is now the opposition. NO. STOP IT. When they introduce Boychuk, I […]

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Top 5 most expensive games for Bruins tickets

The Boston Bruins finished the 2013-14 season with a 54-19-9 record and cemented a first-place finish in the Atlantic Division. While they were eliminated in the playoffs by the Canadiens in the Conference Semifinals, secondary market ticket prices for home games at TD Garden this season have increased considerably since last year. The season average […]


Sharknado 3: Bear Rebellion. BRUINS WIN!

There were stretches where they were awful. There were so many times the Bruins made us poop our pants or flip off a box of kittens. But wow was that their absolute best game all season. This 5-3 victory over the Sharks was infinitely more important than a 4-0 domination over a team like the […]