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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week (Oct. 24, 2014)

Hey turdmongers, so you might have noticed that we debuted a new feature last Friday: Worst Bruins Comments of the Week. If you didn’t get to check it out, you can do so here…but here’s a little recap of what it’s all about: As you might have noticed, our bud Jim Lyons started a Twitter account […]


Zach Trotman and/or Joe Morrow are your Chara replacements

Zdeno Chara being out the next 4-6 weeks is a Jimmy Murphy wetdream. Sadly, this is an awful thing for the Bruins. But reinforcements are on their way… or something… Yikes. As Marshall said in last night’s recap: “The drop-off after Chara and Hamilton is so steep three kids died trying to go sledding down it last winter.” […]

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Previewing the week ahead in Bruins tickets

Bruins GM Peter Chiarelli shocked many Bruins fans earlier in the month when he traded away veteran defenseman and fan favorite Johnny Boychuk before the season started. While the Bruins were likely to trade away an extra defenseman, few expected the team to deal Boychuk, who was one of their top four backliners. Today, it […]


Where’s the hard liquor? Chara Out 4-6 Weeks…

Fuuuuuuuck. Thiiiiiiiis. Seidenberg – Hamilton McQuaid – Krug Bartkowski - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So how long does Chiarelli wait until he overpays for a defenseman that’s 20x worse than Johnny Boychuk? Because we’re almost at that point.


9. New York Islanders at Boston Bruins. No Blowies Here.

If you came here expecting Boychuk blowies and handjos I am sorry to disappoint you. You can find enough Boychuk-ness around the Internet today that you don’t need another woe-is-the-Bruins post. It is a fucking game day and like it or not Boychuk is now the opposition. NO. STOP IT. When they introduce Boychuk, I […]

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Top 5 most expensive games for Bruins tickets

The Boston Bruins finished the 2013-14 season with a 54-19-9 record and cemented a first-place finish in the Atlantic Division. While they were eliminated in the playoffs by the Canadiens in the Conference Semifinals, secondary market ticket prices for home games at TD Garden this season have increased considerably since last year. The season average […]


Sharknado 3: Bear Rebellion. BRUINS WIN!

There were stretches where they were awful. There were so many times the Bruins made us poop our pants or flip off a box of kittens. But wow was that their absolute best game all season. This 5-3 victory over the Sharks was infinitely more important than a 4-0 domination over a team like the […]


8. San Jose Sharks at Boston Bruins. Danger: Splash Zone.

Warning: If you are in the first four rows above the glass you should wear a rain poncho in case Joe Thornton scores four goals and sprays you with his lil Joey Ts. The sad part is that is there’s a possibility that Thornton does score four goals tonight because Tuukka Rask has not had […]

Kevan Miller Out Indefinitely.

Kevan Miller is out indefinitely. Apparently he hurt his shoulder vs. Buffalo but I was at a wedding and didn’t watch it. Also I think Kevan Miller sucks so it doesn’t bother me. He will probably be replaced with the Bruins newest whipping boy Matt Bartkowski.


New Gagne West T-Shirt!

With Gagne West dropping some hot shit on DOY, we decided it was time to immortalize him in a t-shirt. The good folks at Beast from the Northeast came to us with a collaboration idea and thus it was born. The Gagne West t-shirts are going to be a very limited run so grab one as soon […]


Griffith & Spooner heading to Providence

Kinda smelled this one when Gagne was signed, but Seth Griffith and Ryan Spooner are making their way back down to Providence. Better than them rotting on the 9th floor, we guess. We miss you, Spooner.

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Sveddy or Not…Here we come! Bruins WIN!!

As Marshall stated in this morning’s preview, tonight’s matchup against Buffalo couldn’t have come at a more opportune time.  This was as much a gimme game as any on an overcrowded October slate, and luckily the Bruins didn’t disappoint.  Kind of.  I got the call to write this recap because the rest of the guys […]


7. Boston Bruins at Buffalo Sabres. Squash Match.

In pro wrestling, a squash match is when an established star gets paired against a career loser for the sole purpose of crushing them and building their credibility. Today, the Bruins are Shawn Michaels. Buffalo, sweet Buffalo. Today, and every other day on the NHL schedule, you’re the Brooklyn Brawler. Listen, the Bruins need this […]


Lucic blows a stiff $5k for jerking off gesture

No shocker here but looks like Milan Lucic is getting fined $5,000 for his jerking off gesture to Montreal fans at the end of last night’s game, according to ProHockeyTalk source. According to a source, Boston Bruins forward Milan Lucic has been fined $5,000 the maximum allowed under the CBA per Sportsnet’s John Shannon. Lucic and […]