80. Boston Bruins at Washington Holtbys.

The Bruins cannot solve the Braden Holtby. On March 15, in Washington, Holtby shut the Bruins out. You can make the case that the Bruins were playing their third game in four days, but that isn’t the only time Holtby has shut these guys out. Earlier this season, in October, Holtby shut the Bruins out […]


Trading Marc Savard And Why It Makes Sense.

“Money for nothin’ and chicks for free.”  Ah Dire Straits, never become irrelevant. From Nichols On Hockey: Elliotte Friedman was on Calgary’s Sportsnet 960 on Monday morning. On the Boston Bruins: “One of the things they’re looking at is trading Marc Savard. Now, for those of you who are unfamiliar, Marc Savard is never going […]


Heart Attack Sandwich – BRUINS WIN!

Oh. My. GAWD. Never before had I even imagined that the Bruins would be struggling to get goals against the Toronto freaking Maple Leafs but here we are and that was the story of this game. I literally went through an entire roller coaster of emotion during this stupid game. At one point, all I […]


Trot Mess. Bruins Win!

As I live and breath, the 2014-15 Boston Bruins are in a playoff spot. Like, a real one too, not just a wild-card seed. Bruins showed a lot of [cliche redacted] in this game, coming from behind to beat a Detroit team currently doing their best Jimi Hendrix impression. Not the revolutionary guitar-playing part, the choking […]


78. Boston Bruins at Detroit Red Wings. Wait, 3rd in the Atlantic?

Looks at title. Looks at standings. Holy shit it is actually possible. If the Bruins win in regulation tonight they will have the same point total and ROW as the Red Wings. So what’s that mean? That means the league then looks at the total number of points earned between the two teams in their matchup. If […]


Dougie Hamilton Has Broken Ribs per Celtics’ Kelly Olynyk

So last night Celtics’ center and my basketball mancrush Kelly Olynyk accidentally disclosed that Dougie Hamilton has broken ribs. Here’s where the hypocrisy of the Boston media comes into play. Stanley Cup of Chowder’s Paul Wheeler wrote an amazing piece on the NHL using media as a weapon. It hit home so precisely that CSNNE’s […]


Sleepy Second Leads to Clutch Third. BRUINS F’ING WIN.

When the Panthers tied the game in the first you could see the Bruins get deflated. Like almost every game where they NEEDED to show up, they stopped playing. Then the second period happened and we wanted to punch our TV’s. The Bruins were letting  yet another important two points slip away and we were […]


David Pastrnak wins ’14-’15 Bruins Seventh Player Award

Considering the year the Bruins have had and how there have been so little bright spots this year for Boston, it shouldn’t be a huge surprise that David Pastrnak was named the 2014-2015 Seventh Player Award by the fans. Pastrnak has 25 points in 40 games played this season for the Bruins. Recent past recipients […]


77. Florida Panthers at Boston Bruins. Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

A regulation win tonight would be fucking huge. It would essentially put the screws to Florida’s playoff hopes as the Panthers would need to make up 6 points in 5 remaining games. Of course that means Boston will go up 2-1 and they’ll take their foot off of the pedal and lose in a shootout. […]

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I am so ill prepared for this recap you guys. I had assumed that I’d be recapping another epic loss and was fully prepared to drown my sorrows in sad gifs and angry ranting, but guess what? That’s right friends. The Bruins won the game today against the New York Rangers, giving them a nice, […]


Senators Get Blown Out, But Bruins Blow It. BRUINS LOSE.

For the first part of this recap, you need to get the tune of an old classic in your head: Now you may proceed. This was going way better before the Bruins blew it and killed my motivation. Bruins really needed a Win here in Suckberg. Need points to catch the Sens from some Duck […]


The Birth of the NWHL

The NWHL, the National Women’s Hockey League, is slated to kick off next year. The league will comprise of four teams: The New York Riveters Buffalo Beauts Boston Pride Connecticut Whale From the fantastically talented