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Brad Marchand Slew Foots His Way To Player Safety Meeting

For some reason Jack Edwards and Andy Brickley didn’t believe that Brad Marchand dropped a nice slew foot on Brassard last night. To me it was pretty clear that Marchand swept the leg out from underneath Brassard. You can be the judge of it for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92Pf54L7Zk For that, Marchand has a date with the […]

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Czech Yourself Before You Rask Yourself. Bruins Win!

No Pete Blackburn GIFs tonight. You can turn back now. I promise I won’t hold it against you. What I can’t give you in animated highlights, I will attempt to give you via MS paint. Oh, and I have zero artistic ability. So here it goes. Four minutes. That’s all it took for Patrice Bergeron […]

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45. New York Rangers at Boston Bruins. Rick Nash Is A Dick Rash.

I really don’t like the Rangers. I don’t have a good reason to not liking the Rangers, I just don’t. I don’t like Hank Lundqvist and the way NBC hangs off of his short and curlies. I don’t like Rick Nash’s stupid fucking doughboy face despite him looking at my fantasy hockey team and saying […]

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Hibernation Coming to an End? BRUINS WIN.

Two weeks ago this game would’ve been over after Tampa went up 2-1. Bruins would’ve just given up and pouted the rest of the game. It’s amazing what some confidence can do for a team. This was their best game of the season. Hands down. That was the most complete effort they put together all […]

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44. Tampa Bay Lightning at Boston Bruins. It’s Greased Lightning!

Editor’s Note: This is set to the tune of Greased Lightning. If you don’t know this song, I feel bad for you because it is clear you are an uncultured swine.  Well this hockey team is problematic and offensively irratic Why, here comes the Lightning (Tampa Tampa Bay Lightning! (x3) Well Steven Stamkos and Ben Bishop’s playing, […]

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Simon Gagne Will Not Return This Season

Unfortunate news. Simon Gagne won’t be returning to the Boston Bruins this season, due to personal reasons. He took a leave of absence in early December due to his father battling an incurable form of liver cancer. Via the Boston Bruins:  “At this time Simon feels that he has to be home with his family […]

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Patrice Bergeron Named to 2015 NHL All Star Team

Last night the NHL released the roster for the 2015 NHL All-Star Game and Patrice Bergeron will be the Boston Bruins lone representative this year. From the Bruins press release: In 42 regular season games during the 2014-15 season, Bergeron notched 10 goals (second on the team) and 21 assists (first on the team) for […]

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Flying High Nowwwwww…! Bruins Win!

Good on you, Bruins.  Ever since Charlie Jacobs gave you a very public reaming earlier this week, you look like a completely different team.  While it was somewhat surprising that Scrooge McFuck himself wasn’t the one that expressed his disappointment, you can rest assured that the son was simply conveying the same ideas held by […]

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43. Boston Bruins at Philadelphia Flyers. Could it be three?

Two games! The Bruins have won two games! Boston has some pretty tough games coming up and it starts on the road with Philadelphia. I know the Flyers are junk right now, but Boston isn’t great on the road. The Bruins are 8-9-2 on the road while Philadelphia is pretty good at home – posting […]

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Surely the Apocalypse Is Upon Us. Bruins Win.

Back to back wins? On back to back nights? I’m gonna be real honest. Seeing the Bruins on the second half of a back to back against the Devils had me like: I started watching the game late, so my “10 seconds forward” button got more use than a squeegee at a peep show. I […]

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#DaysofYOrregon: The Boys Head West

For those who haven’t heard, you can now play Oregon Trail and 2,000 other MS DOS games in your web browser, compliments of the Internet Archive. So the Team DOY decided to pack their shit, tie on their pretty little bonnets and head west to see who’s strong enough to survive and who’s gonna call to […]

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DOY GAMEDAY: 42. New Jersey Devils at Boston Brrrrrrrrrrrrr-uins.

If I had to describe the Boston Bruins this season I would akin it to starting your car in negative degree weather. Sometimes it sputters and coughs and you get very frustrated. You think about writing the eulogy as you try again and still it coughs and sputters. Finally, after dealing with the immense frustration, […]

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Bruins…get… two….points….? BRUINS WIN!

Somebody call the cops because the Bruins just stole a game. Bruins needed those two points so bad. For the first 40-50 minutes they played like John Scott but Pittsburgh kept baaaaaaaaaaaarely missing on scoring opportunities, Rask made some key saves, Lucic came alive and Bergeron was Bergeron. This is the type of win that […]

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41. Boston Bruins at Pittsburgh Penguins. Biggest Game So Far?

Normally if you called game number 41 on a schedule of 82 a ‘big game’, I’d call you a moron. Things seem a little different this season however. With the Bruins unable to grasp what kind of hockey they want to play, they’ve allowed themselves to slip out of the playoff standings – a point […]

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