Trade Tuukka? Trade Carlo? Bitch plz. BRUINS WIN!

Goddammit Tuukka Rask. How are we supposed to take these idiots seriously when they talk about trading you when you go out and do what you did again tonight? Think of their feelings, dear Tuukka. Their poor little sad hearts must just ache when they see you make glorious saves as you did this evening. […]


9. Boston Bruins at Florida Panthers. The Florida Trip Beings!

Ah, the Florida trip. In previous years the Florida trip consisted of an automatic win and a really tough game against Tampa. Those days are seemingly gone after the Florida Panthers loaded up this offseason. In some weird twist of events, it is actually Roberto Luongo who may be Florida’s best player to start the […]

Rask Rap Battle


Tonight the Bruins welcomed back Tuukka Rask and won a game. They also ended some sort of winning streak that the Red Wings were on (I think?) so that’s even better really. This game was such a long, dull slog you guys. We went almost two whole periods without a single goal and then after […]


GameDay Preview 8. First Game of Our Low-Carb, No Pasta Diet.

Let me guess… We have a divisional game tonight? -Yep Could too many early divisional losses have seeding implications down the line? -Most Likely Detroit is shattering expectations so far (well…at least mine, but then again I thought Florida was going to leading the division).  They’re 2nd in the division, coming in with 12 points in […]

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As of this morning, Precious Angel Child David Pastrnak has been suspended for two games by the Department of Player Safety.   Boston’s David Pastrnak suspended two games for an illegal check to the head on NY Rangers’ Dan Girardi. — NHL Player Safety (@NHLPlayerSafety)


Bruins Fans The Sky Is Not Falling…Yet

The past three games have been abysmal. I think we can all agree that the Boston Bruins we’ve watched for the past six days has played some of the worst hockey that a team can play. They’ve been beat in almost every aspect of hockey that one can think of, but I’m here to tell […]

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7. Bruins at Rangers. Everything Feels Bad…

Have we all washed the taste of that ugly defeat last night out of our mouths yet? No? Okay. I mean, today is a new day and tonight is a new game and the Bruins are in New York to take on the Rangers and…. Oh, who am I kidding? This team right now is […]


David Backes Has Surgery. Another Day, Another Post About Injuries.

It is currently a day that ends in ‘y’ which means we’re back with more injury posts! If this trend continues, the Bruins should call up AMC and see if Bruins players could be extras in The Walking Dead. Also, give Milan Lucic the Glen treatment. This time we’re talking David Backes. The Bruins have announced: […]


The Optional Skate Podcast EP9: Let’s Talk Tuukka Rask, The Season Begins

Ladies and gentlemen, good morning! It is Wednesday which means it is PODCAST DAY for those who do not support us on Patreon. (hold for applause) Remember, supporting Days of Y’Orr at the $10 tier will get you all of our podcasts days earlier than everyone else, which means you’ll get The Optional Skate and The Trash Cast on Fridays […]


Turn Down The Suck Please. BRUINS LOSE.

Godfuckingdammit Bruins. You assholes just had to go and lose to the one team I hate more than I hate pumpkin pie and country music (which is a lot)(FIGHT ME). Let’s take a look at the score shall we: HA. GROSS. I mean, what is that even? What were you doing? What were you […]


Khudobin Out. McIntyre Up. Goalie Situation Akin To Alderaan.

Support Days of Y’Orr on Patreon! The Bruins announced that Anton Khudobin will be out for about three to four weeks with an “upper body injury”. This has prompted the team to call up Zane McIntyre on an emergency basis which now leaves the Bruins with a goalie duo of Malcolm Subban and McIntyre. The […]


Gameday Preview 6: Where the Wild Players Are.

After losing to a Montreal team that is so far in the Bruins’ collective heads that they might as well be grey matter, the Bs are taking on the Minnesota Wild tonight. If you ask NBC on a Wednesday night, this could be considered a rivalry game.  Seriously, that happened once.  Thankfully, that’s not the case. If […]


Welcome to the Brad Marchand Show Featuring Patrice Bergeron. BRUINS WIN!

Welcome to the Brad Marchand Show Featuring Patrice Bergeron! Bruins win 2-1 at home against New Jersey. Initially the Bruins and Devils were entrenched in one of the most boring, incredibly tedious game of hockey I’ve ever had to watch. Thankfully while I was watching the Bruins game, I was also editing ‘The Optional Skate‘ which […]


4: Devils @ Bruins: Unlimited Pasta and Bradsticks

Before I start gushing like Greg’s loins when he looks at his fantasy roster and sees Auston Matthews and Patrick Laine, there’s some shit that needs to get addressed. This Bruins team has some serious fucking issues. You know how many of their goals have come from sources not on their top line or D pairing? Fucking […]