57. Boston Bruins at Edmonton Oilers.

I’ve watched the Bruins choke wins away so much this year you’d think they were creating a demo reel for kink porn. So the Bruins Twitter, media and puck huffers will sell you bullshit like this:


Bruins Should Be Sellers, Not Buyers or Renters, At Trade Deadline

With only a few weeks to go until the NHL trade deadline and the Bruins desperately trying to hold onto the East’s eighth and final playoff spot, the clock is ticking for Boston’s front office to make some tough decisions. For the past several years, the Bruins have been clear buyers, as is usually the […]

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They Love Me, They Love Me Not. Bruins LOSE

There really isn’t much to say about tonight’s contest against Vancouver.  It’s never good to have to start arguably the most important road trip of the season after jetting all the way across the continent for a night game on a Friday the 13th.  Not to mention, it’s also Valentine’s Day AND President’s Day weekend, […]

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Brother, can you spare 10,000 dimes??

Are you familiar with Kickstarter?  How about GoFundMe?  As a user of social media, surely you’ve noticed the increase in popularity of these sites and others like them.  Sites whose sole purpose is to allow folks to beg for money for a variety of reasons.  These reasons run the gamut from the serious (house fire, […]

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The game must go on: Bruins-Stars to play as scheduled

With the MBTA incapacitated again, a lot of people predicted that tonight’s Bruins-Stars game would be PPD. But that’s not the case. The game will be played as expected, From the Bruins: NHL has advised that due to scheduling issues that don’t allow for an alternate date, Stars-Bruins will be played tonight as scheduled. TD Garden asks that […]

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Glass Half Full: No More Habs. Bruins LOSE!

‘Major League’ remains one of the greatest sports movies of all time more than twenty five years after it was released.  Even though it’s somewhat cliched and predictable, most folks have seen and enjoyed this tale of a ragtag bunch of players whose sole purpose is to play horribly enough to warrant their bitchy owner […]


52. New York Islanders at Boston Bruins.

Oh man, I’m sorry for the lack of gameday previews. If you didn’t catch my big announcement, you can here. So the Bruins start a three game home stand tonight with the Islanders. The Metropolitan Division leading New York Islanders. That still feels weird to say. In my lifetime, I don’t think the Islanders have […]


This Is The End, My Beautiful Friend.

This is the end, beautiful friend This is the end, my only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I’ll never look into your eyes, again – The Doors Okay, maybe that’s a little dramatic, but what better way to announce […]


Ten Things I Hate About Claude. Bruins Lose.

Fuck. Coming into tonight the Bruins were rolling harder than Lieutenant Dan going down a double black diamond on two hits of ecstasy. To the under-thirty crowd, ecstasy is what we used to call Molly. Same drug, different name. #MillenialProblems But then a game like tonight’s happens and takes the air out of the Bruins […]


Carl. Carl Wins!

Carl is fucking awesome!Everything is cool when Carl’s on your teamCarl is fucking awesome! And our pants are full of creamEverything is better when Carls are togetherSöderberg, Eriksson, side by side, win forever, let’s party foreverIn the weeds, we need Swedes, do the deeds, gonna sow some victory seeds!Carl is fucking awesome!Everything is cool when […]

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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week – January 30, 2015

That’s a bit of a misleading headline considering I’ve skipped roughly the past three weeks because I’m lazy as balls and sometimes I like to pretend I have better things to do. Anywho, we back in this bitch…and we back strong. Oh, and someone handed out their midseason report cards! And he really tipped the […]

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Malcolm Subban recalled, Svedberg sent to Providence for conditioning

Spark the Svedberg trade rumors. He’s just been sent down to Providence and Malcolm Subban recalled to Boston. Svedberg has appeared in 12 games with Boston this season, earning a 5-5-0 record with two shutouts, while posting a 2.22 goals against average and .922 save percentage.  In total, the 25-year-old has competed in 13 games […]

Bruins-Kings an important game for second-half momentum

The Los Angeles Kings and Boston Bruins were a popular pick for the Stanley Cup Finals this season. The Kings are coming off one of the best runs in hockey history, while the Bruins are a perennial Eastern Conference contender. This matchup is going to be a marquee contest, especially in net. Jonathan Quick is […]


49. Boston Bruins at New York Islanders. Snow, bruh.

My whole body is sore after 7-8 accumulated hours of shoveling. The plus side is I was basically able to power through Season 4 and a third of Season 5 of Parks and Rec with my couple of days off. In all honesty, it feels like I’m writing the first preview of the year again. […]


It’s Official: Boston Bruins back in the Winter Classic

We’ve been asking for this match-up for years and we’re finally getting it — Bruins-Habs in the Winter Classic at Gillette Stadium. Sorry… this went off the rail fast… The Bruins are running a #BackOutdoors contest, too, where you can win tix to the game.