Bruins re-sign Torey Krug and Reilly Smith

Wasn’t expecting any re-signs until the off-season, yet here we are. The Boston Bruins have announced they have re-signed Torey Krug to a one-year extension and Reilly Smith to a two-year deal. Krug will get a cap hit of $3,400,000 next season and Smith will earn an annual cap hit of $3,425,000. At least we don’t have to […]


Quickcap. Flames 4 Bruins 3

7:46 1st Brad Marchand (19) from Patrice Bergeron, Dougie Hamilton   A Bruins team that was “in need of grit and leadership” got it in the form of a stupid fucking boarding penalty from Max Talbot. (Drink every time someone mentions Game 7 of the `09 Finals)   18:49 1st Sean Monahan (23-Power Play) from Jiri Hudler, […]


63. Calgary Flames at Boston Bruins. Best Alternate Jerseys In The Business.

Imagine it. You’re going to the game tonight and you see the Boston Bruins exit the locker room wearing their yellow Pooh Bear jerseys. You’re excited to see such a magnificent jersey flowing as players shoot on Tuukka Rask. The Pooh Bear himself just smiling away, letting you know that everything is going to be […]


ESPN, Rogers, TVA to broadcast 2016 World Cup of Hockey

The NHL is returning to ESPN… …kinda. NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and NHLPA head President Don Fehr announced that ESPN won the rights to air the 2016 Word Cup of Hockey. Rogers and TVA have been awarded the rights for Canada. From the NHL: “We are confident that all three of these broadcasters will provide […]


Brett Connolly out 6 weeks with broken finger

This is really the definition of the 2014-2015 Bruins season. During practice today newly added Bruins Brett Connolly took a shot from Dennis Seidenberg off the hand. He left the ice and, well, the diagnosis is not good. Bruins added in a press release that it’s a “displaced fracture in his right index finger.” *sigh* […]


I Am Not Mad At You Max Talbot. I Swear.

You can go through my timeline when the Max Talbot trade occurred and you can more than likely pinpoint the precise moment when I lost my shit. It was somewhere around here: MAX TALBOT IS THE BIGGEST CHIARELLI DEAL OF ALL CHIARELLI DEALS — Abominable SnowPez (@PezDOY)

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Bruins Acquire Zack Phillips from Minnesota Wild Affiliate

While the Internet was either praising or freaking out of the Max Talbot trade, Chiarelli also traded Jared Knight for forward Zack Phillips. Phillips has played in 49 games for the Iowa Wild (American Hockey League) this season, recording seven goals and eight assists. The forward has appeared in 196 games at the AHL level […]


Jordan Caron Has Been Traded To Colorado For….Max Talbot?! WHAT?!

THIS MOVE MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. I’ve been a big Caron guy but I get when a player isn’t going to be any good. So Peter fucking Chiarelli goes out there and trades for Maxim Talbot. Maxim Talbot, who makes $1.75M this season and next season. When the Bruins needed a top 4 defenseman and/or […]


Boston Bruins Trade For Brett Connolly From Tampa Bay

Early this morning, and we’re talking like 2am this morning, Peter Chiarelli and the Boston Bruins pulled off a trade that no one saw coming. The Bruins traded a 2015 second round pick and a 2016 second round pick to the Tampa Bay Lightning for upcoming restricted free agent Brett Connolly. The two picks the […]


Guest Recap. We Apologize for the Yelling. Bruins Win!

Editor’s note: Due to his actions on Twitter today, Days of Y’Orr General Manager, Patrice Purrgeron has suspended Marshall for one week. Unable to get Jon off the couch, we are being forced to use a guest writer tonight. We can’t legally use his real name, so for the purpose of a by-line, we bring you tonight’s […]


Rask Sick, Jeremy Smith Recalled to Boston

Man, apparently the only way Tuukka Rask can get a day off is if he gets sick. Probably saw “highlights” of his defense. So stepping into goal most likely will be Svedberg who hasn’t been great his last few outings (not that he’s gotten a ton of chances in 2015 either). And recalled to act […]


The P.E.T.E.R System

A lot of NHL General Managers have system in which they make trades. Some like to lowball at first. Some like to accept the first offer given. Some GMs go as far as creating their own system. Through a very “National Treasure” type of hunt, DOY GM Patrice Purrgeron has uncovered that Peter Chiarelli has […]

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61. Boston Bruins at New Jersey Devils. LLAMAS AND DRESSES!

I have resigned myself that Chris Stewart is going to be a Boston Bruin. This is why I believe that: Moves have already been made before the deadline with players that could improve the Boston Bruins. – Andrej Sekera, Carolina’s top 4 defenseman, was traded to the Kings for a first round pick that is conditioned […]


60. Vancouver Canucks at Boston Bruins. Righting The Ship?

OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! OMGTHEBRUINSAREBACK! Ah, welcome to the age of the Internet. The Bruins were in a five game losing streak and you had people like me who were telling Chiarelli to blow up the team (and I still believe that) and you had people saying to relax. Then the Bruins go out and absolutely wax the Blackhawks […]