The Summer of Doug

(The TD Garden crowd is boiling over with anticipation. Earlier today, Dougie Hamilton made his contract demands clear. Suddenly, the low familiar guitar riff rumbles over the PA…..”No chance, that’s what ya got.”)   (General Manager Don Sweeney makes his way down to center ice to a lukewarm reception, microphone in hand.) “Good evening, ladies […]


Bruins Sign Providence College Center Noel Acciari

Boom. Today the Bruins have announced that they have signed Providence College center and unrestricted free agent Noel Acciari to a two year deal. Acciari captained the 2015 NCAA Champion Providence College Friars and also won the Hockey East Defense Foward of the Year award. Here’s a quick rundown from reddit user u/tuukkas. Here’s a (very) […]


Anton Blidh Signed To Entry Level Contract

Hey Anton, welcome to the Bruins bud. The Bruins announced today that they have signed Anton Blidh to an entry level contract. Blidh spent last season playing for Frölunda HC of the Swedish Hockey League where he scored 5 goals. He also was on the Swedish team for the U-20 World Juniors where he scored a […]

COMIC: Cam Neely Introduces Don Sweeney As New GM

      For those who don’t know CouchTarts, they were one of the first blogs I’ve ever had the pleasure of interacting with when I started my “career” and created Something’s Bruin. They’re an incredibly talented blog run by


Boston Bruins WILL Receive Draft Pick Compensation from Edmonton

Haggs wrote: Cam Neely disclosed that he has been in touch with the Edmonton Oilers, and that the Bruins will be receiving a draft choice, of Edmonton’s choosing, at some point over the next three years. Per the CBA it is supposed to be a second round pick as compensation for an executive moving to […]


Don Sweeney Named General Manager of Boston Bruins

In a move that has shocked absolutely no one, the Boston Bruins have hired Don Sweeney as GM of the Boston Bruins. The move isn’t surprising considering he’s been in the Assistant General Manager’s role for the previous five years under the tutelage of Peter Chiarelli. Sweeney also handled some Providence Bruins GM roles in […]

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RFA Niklas Svedberg Signs with KHL

Well, add a backup goaltender to the list of needs for the Bruins. DJ Bean has reported that Niklas Svedberg has signed with an unnamed KHL team. This season was a strange one for the Bruins, including the backup goaltending spot which has always been a strength of theirs. It is unknown if the Bruins […]


Don Sweeney As The Next Boston Bruins GM Terrifies Me

I’ve always been a contrarian when it comes to the Boston Bruins. I think most of it is that broken down Boston fan in me that refuses to ever look at something mildly positive. You all know the heartbreaking stories of the Boston Bruins. 2004 loss to the 7th seed Canadiens, 2009 loss to the […]


New York Rangers Deny Bruins Attempt To Interview Jeff Gorton

The New York Post has reported that Glen Sather and the New York Rangers have denied the Bruins request to speak to Assistant General Manager Jeff Gorton. “I haven’t given permission to anybody to speak to anyone and I won’t as long as we’re playing,” Rangers GM Glen Sather told The Post following the club’s […]


Days of Y’Orr Plays Bruins’ President: Part 3: NHL Free Agency and NHL Draft.

If you’re new to the series, check out parts one and two. Look at the 2015 free agent list, anyone out there tickle your fancy? Bree: Ooh, I love Free Agency. It’s my very own Christmas in July in which someone gets pretty presents and some others get coal. Coal they actually pay real money for. […]


Days Of Y’Orr Plays Bruins’ President: Part II: Roster Changes

If you missed this series, I feel bad for you son. We got some roster problems, but first read part one. Hit me! Charlie Jacobs has tasked you with making roster moves, which moves do you make? Bree: Sign: Spooner, Connolly and Hamilton. Spooner is excellent, Hamilton is slowly growing into his role and I don’t […]


Cox: Bruins were ‘most interested’ in Dion Phaneuf at trade deadline

According to professional newspaper journalist troll, Damien Cox, the Boston Bruins were in on a possible trade for Dion Phaneuf. Destinations for Dion: Given that Boston was one of the teams most interested in Maple Leaf defenceman Dion Phaneuf at the trade deadline, and restated that interest after he wasn’t traded, it makes sense that […]


Days of Y’Orr Plays Bruins President: Part 1 – A New GM and Coach.

In an alternate universe, Jeremy Jacobs has fired Cam Neely and hired his arch-nemesis as Bruins President. Figuring that no one can do a worse job than bring a team in 2015 back to 1980, he hired eight bloggers who have been critical, negative and at most time down-right nasty regarding the Bruins. He figured that […]


Oh, Garry! Some awful ‘hot takes’ from Garry Bettman this morning

NHL Commish Garry Bettman held a press conference this morning and, holy shit, did he have some awful hot takes. First off, we’ll start the least offensive remark. It just goes downhill from there. One of the controversies of the week was Winnipeg Jets fans chanting “Katy Perry” to mock Corey Perry because being a […]