German Unicycle Hockey might be the greatest thing ever

  Just watch. Maybe it's the NHL Lockout talking, but this looks like one of the baddest mothers of games out there. Fuck the NHL. We're going to start covering these dudes. Holy balls. Where do we sign up? S/T to our buddy Biz Jacobs for the link and SportsGrid for posting this.

The NHL Has Canceled The Winter Classic…

…or so a source has told Pierre Lebrun. ESPN's Katie Strang wrote this today: The NHL has decided to cancel the Winter Classic, which was slated to feature the Detroit Red Wings and Toronto Maple Leafs at the University of Michigan's football stadium in Ann Arbor on Jan. 1, a source told's Pierre LeBrun on Friday.  So while […]

Is the NHL Lockout the end of Shawn Thornton?

  We're too depressed from reading these quotes to do a real intro. They speak for themselves. From Pro Hockey Talk (emphasis ours):   “For guys like me I have a few years left and I’m kind of caught in the middle and squeezed out on both sides,” he explained. “If this goes on for a […]

Movember of Y’Orr Starts NOW!

  Happy Thursday Everyone! It's November 1st which means that it is officially time to men across the globe to shave their beards and participate in some bad-ass mustach growing in the name of prostate cancer. That's right folks, I'm talking about Movember. Movember's mission statement is simple: During November each year, Movember is responsible […]

Happy Halloween & Jon’s Birthday!

  Happy Halloween everyone. If you're going to do an NHL Lockout costume make sure it doesn't suck. Also, email us pics. Here's the scariest Bruins-related GIF we could find. Also happy birthday to Jon who survived yet another year… somehow. Still not sure what's up with the girl and the chattering teeth.

NHL to cancel all November games. Cue the tears.

  And just like that the NHL has canceled all November games. So much for that Black Friday return people were talking about a while back. NHL informs teams games up to and including Nov. 30 will be cancelled. As far as I know, there was no mention of Winter Classic. — Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

Add Bergy to the ‘slightly injured’ list

  First it was Tuukka and his delicate groin. Now Bergeron is questionable for games with an injury, according to Naoko Funayama.   Patrice Bergeron (HC Lugano) has upperbody injury. Day-to-day. Missed last game but practiced today. Questionable for tomorrow's game. — Naoko Funayama (@NaokoFunayama)

This is how we picture the NHLPA right now

Apparently Donnie Fehr and the NHLPA are in NYC waiting for the NHL to agree to meet with them. We can only imagine Fehr is pulling a Lloyd Dobler as we speak. In other Lockout News, an unknown NHL Exec took to Reddit yesterday. Some interesting stuff in the thread.

Update on Tuukka Rask: Groin “Slightly Tweaked”

Yesterday I wrote a post about Tuukka Rask hurting his groin, an injury that stems from March when he left a game vs the Islanders. Well there's some good news out there from Roman Jedlicka:  Rask for Czech TV: "I slightly pulled my groin, it is not serious. I had groin problems last year so […]

Fantasy Football Update: DOY 1 and DOY 2

We are currently halfway through the fantasy football season. With the NHL, and our fantasy hockey leagues hanging in the balance, in a lockout we decided that we would run a couple fantasy football leagues. I am happy to say that we were able to fill two 16 team leagues. Here's a look at the […]

Marc Savard making us feel all the feels

  Just in case you thought there being no hockey was bad enough, we present to you Mr. Marc Savard who's sending us all into a winter depression a few months early.   Weather getting miserable and the headaches are back, I hope it ends up being a great day. — marc savard (@MSavvy91)