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4. Colorado Avalanche at Boston Bruins. Are They Trying Yet?

Set to the tune of 1492. In the year fourteen of zero plus two, The Bruins started one and two. They were just slapped down in Washington, And the stench of losing followed them. They lost by day, they lost by night, Tuukka was burnt from the red goal light. They had no way to score […]

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If a recap fell in the forest…Bruins LOSE (badly)!

I was actually in the airport the other day when Pez asked whether I was able to write this recap.  I, like the Bruins, was on my way home from the shit show that had transpired at the Joe on Thursday night.  Jokingly (or at least I thought at the time), I said if the […]

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3. Washington Capitals at Boston Bruins. Take Back On The Boychuk Trade? Please?

Apologies in advance for any spelling or grammar errors, I just finished rinsing the bleach out of my eyes from Thursday night’s Bruins game, brought to you by Planned Parenthood. Man, the Bruins were bad the other night. When you’re facing a goalie as prone to catastrophe as Jimmy Howard, it’s probably in your best interest […]

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David Pastrnak Would’ve Shot The Puck. Bruins Lose.

Autumn in Detroit. The abandoned buildings are changing colors, the Xanax it takes just to walk out the front door has a hint of pumpkin spice, and every day feels like Halloween when your city looks like an episode of Scooby Doo. Nope, those aren’t zombies and skeletons, it’s the Red Wings, a team whose average […]

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2. Boston Bruins at Detroit Red Wings. CARON IS BACK!

You can’t keep a good man down. Jordan Caron is back with the Boston Bruins and all is right with the world as I steer the Jordan Caron bandwagon into a massive group of Bruins fans holding pitchforks and torches. Caron was recalled from Providence today but that doesn’t mean he is playing. He could […]

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Rask is So Filthy He Gave Us Tuukka Rash. BRUINS WIN!

It’s that wonderful time of year. There’s a slight chill in the October air. The sound of skates scraping on ice fills your ear holes. The Edmonton Oilers begin their annual push for the first overall pick in the draft. The Buffalo Sabres begin their annual quest to do anything of any relevance but inevitably […]

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1. Philadelphia Flyers at Boston Bruins. IT! BEGINS!

From the desk of Claude Giroux I… Was… Strollin ’round in Ottawa, My friend, she said, to follow her, I was swigging down some whiskey. I thought I saw a chum, I reached out and plucked his bum, But it turns out my chum was just a cop. The cop, he turned to me, Said […]

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Spooner, Robins, Fraser staying in Boston; Pastrnak to Providence

Some more Bruins player news, starting off with who is and isn’t staying in Boston. First off, who’s staying: This is bittersweet as we’re stoked that Spooner is sticking with the Bs and Fraser has some promise, too. But Robins on the team makes us sad. Nothing like having a 30+ year-old-rookie with slightly more […]

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Johnny Boychuk Photoshop Eulogy—NO! I DON’T WANNA! I DON’T WANNA!

As is customary when the Bruins trade someone we murder Peter Chiarelli in his sleep we here at Days of Y’Orr say goodbye the only way we can: with photoshops. Johnny Boychuk was our second favorite Boston Bruins behind Shawn Thornton. We made no bones about it. If we were teenage girls we would probably […]

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The Post Boychuk Defense

Yesterday the Bruins traded away arguably their second best defenseman in Johnny Boychuk, sending him to the New York Islanders for a slew of draft picks. It was an obvious cap dump that now puts the Boston defensive group in a bit of a shamble. Before Boychuk the Bruins had an established number one defenseman […]

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Johnny Boychuk Traded. Someone Hold Me.

It is official. Johnny Boychuk has been traded to the New York Islanders for a 2015 2nd round pick, 2016 second round pick and a conditional 2016 3rd round pick. It isn’t know what the condition is but I would have to guess it has to do with re-signing in New York. We all knew […]

Caron, Cunningham, Warsofsky On Waivers

I guess you can all rejoice because Jordan Caron has been put on waivers. For some reason the most hated player not named Zach Hamil has been sent out to pasture.

The Bobby Robins era in Boston is still alive and well.

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P5. Boston Bruins at New York Islanders. So Close To The Real Thing

There are two pre-season games left in the queue before shit gets real. Tonight the Bruins will play the Islanders in a quasi re-match from their game a few nights ago where New York won 5-3 in Boston. Luckily for the black and gold they don’t have to travel to the Human Centipede of hockey arenas […]

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I am Peter, Peter I-Am.

Editor’s Note: This post was wonderfully written by Breanne Mellen. You can find more of Breanne’s wonderful hockey writing at The Hockey Writers, the wonderful Along the Boards and Arctic Ice Hockey.   I am PeterPeter-I -AmThat Peter-I-amThat Peter-I-amI do not like that Peter-I-AmBut do you like that Robins man?I do not like him Peter-I-Am, I do not […]

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