The Single Most Offensive Post Ever Written. Bruins Win!

For those unaware, today’s gameday preview caused a bit of a stir. Someone who doesn’t normally read the site asked us to change the headline. At first, we declined. As expected, twitter reacted calmly and rationally. J/K, they totally lost it. Story of the day: people came to an offensive hockey blog, read something offensive, and […]


12. Boston Bruins at Buffalo Sabres. [OMG SUPER OFFENSIVE HEADLINE!]

Tonight’s game is the NHL’s version of Cartman’s ‘Crack Baby Athletic Association’. One baby, the Boston Bruins, has a crack addiction because they were unlucky. They were the unfortunate spawn of a whore and a well paid executive who likes to spunk in the back of cars. The other crack baby, the Buffalo Sabres, was […]


11. Minnesota Wild at Boston Bruins. Zach Attack Is Back Jack!

Minnesota seems like one of those weird, sneaky teams. You don’t really hear about them because they’re Minnesota. Their jerseys look like Christmas is always on its period and outside of throwing Scrooge McDuck’s vaults of coins at Zach Parise they haven’t really done anything with their franchise. Most people hear about the Wild because […]


10. Boston Bruins at Toronto Maple Leafs. The Drinking Game.

With Zdeno Chara out for the foreseeable future, we here at Days of Y’Orr have turned to heavy drinking. Well, heavier drinking for some of us. We figured we might as well have some fun with this cirrhosis inducing nightmare. Feel free to play along with us. Grab your alcoholic beverage of choice (21+ only), […]


It’s The Return. Days of Y’Orr Live. Wednesday 10/29 at 8 PM

After sitting around with one thumb up our asses, one thumb in our mouths, then switching thumbs, we’ve finally decided to bring back Days of Y’Orr Live. So next Wednesday, October 29th, at 8:00 PM EST, we’ll bring you the first live chat of the season. We have much to talk about including: – Zdeno […]

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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week (Oct. 24, 2014)

Hey turdmongers, so you might have noticed that we debuted a new feature last Friday: Worst Bruins Comments of the Week. If you didn’t get to check it out, you can do so here…but here’s a little recap of what it’s all about: As you might have noticed, our bud Jim Lyons started a Twitter account […]


Zach Trotman and/or Joe Morrow are your Chara replacements

Zdeno Chara being out the next 4-6 weeks is a Jimmy Murphy wetdream. Sadly, this is an awful thing for the Bruins. But reinforcements are on their way… or something… Yikes. As Marshall said in last night’s recap: “The drop-off after Chara and Hamilton is so steep three kids died trying to go sledding down it last winter.” […]


Where’s the hard liquor? Chara Out 4-6 Weeks…

Fuuuuuuuck. Thiiiiiiiis. Seidenberg – Hamilton McQuaid – Krug Bartkowski - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So how long does Chiarelli wait until he overpays for a defenseman that’s 20x worse than Johnny Boychuk? Because we’re almost at that point.


9. New York Islanders at Boston Bruins. No Blowies Here.

If you came here expecting Boychuk blowies and handjos I am sorry to disappoint you. You can find enough Boychuk-ness around the Internet today that you don’t need another woe-is-the-Bruins post. It is a fucking game day and like it or not Boychuk is now the opposition. NO. STOP IT. When they introduce Boychuk, I […]


Sharknado 3: Bear Rebellion. BRUINS WIN!

There were stretches where they were awful. There were so many times the Bruins made us poop our pants or flip off a box of kittens. But wow was that their absolute best game all season. This 5-3 victory over the Sharks was infinitely more important than a 4-0 domination over a team like the […]


8. San Jose Sharks at Boston Bruins. Danger: Splash Zone.

Warning: If you are in the first four rows above the glass you should wear a rain poncho in case Joe Thornton scores four goals and sprays you with his lil Joey Ts. The sad part is that is there’s a possibility that Thornton does score four goals tonight because Tuukka Rask has not had […]


New Gagne West T-Shirt!

With Gagne West dropping some hot shit on DOY, we decided it was time to immortalize him in a t-shirt. The good folks at Beast from the Northeast came to us with a collaboration idea and thus it was born. The Gagne West t-shirts are going to be a very limited run so grab one as soon […]


Griffith & Spooner heading to Providence

Kinda smelled this one when Gagne was signed, but Seth Griffith and Ryan Spooner are making their way back down to Providence. Better than them rotting on the 9th floor, we guess. We miss you, Spooner.

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Sveddy or Not…Here we come! Bruins WIN!!

As Marshall stated in this morning’s preview, tonight’s matchup against Buffalo couldn’t have come at a more opportune time.  This was as much a gimme game as any on an overcrowded October slate, and luckily the Bruins didn’t disappoint.  Kind of.  I got the call to write this recap because the rest of the guys […]